My goldfish promised eternal happiness to all who will worship him and hellfire & damnation to those who don’t.
So I flushed him.
2007-07-02 05:23:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I really hate uppity beings.
But I don't hate imaginary uppity beings.
2007-07-02 05:24:28 · update #1
That damned fish got exactly what he deserved!
2007-07-02 05:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
+2
2007-07-02 12:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by sxanthop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I had to pull the graveyard shift last night, go back on first shift tomorrow so I'm not sleeping today and so not in a bad mood but not a good one either...
That is the first laugh I've had in hours, thank you!
2007-07-02 12:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That poor little goldfish was simply acting on his belief that he was right. Poor little fish. I wonder if he'll grow legs while in the sewer?
2007-07-02 12:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by Janet L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What! You flushed the opportunity to make millions from this fish?
What kind of religious freak are you?
2007-07-02 12:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you flush a talking gold fish? You could have made millions...
2007-07-02 12:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ThAt QuEsTiOn MaKeS mE fEeL rEaLly HuNgRy...
Maybe you should have pulled his fins off and told him to worship you or he's gonna get flushed before ACTUALLY flushing him without any warning...
ThAtS jUsT gRiM...
2007-07-02 12:28:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. It appears your goldfish was trying to seduce you into idolatry. Only God and God alone should be worshiped.
2007-07-02 13:10:58 · answer #8 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, didn't do anything wrong, your goldfish was obviously deranged and had no way to be helped. You did yourself a favor :) cool question ;)
2007-07-02 12:26:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Silly.
2007-07-02 12:26:14 · answer #10 · answered by cireengineering 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋