Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened?" "What's the hold up?"
Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.
They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise,
they are going to douse them with gasoline and set
them on fire. "
"We are going from car to car, taking
up a collection."
The driver asks, "on average how much is everyone giving, ?"
"About a gallon."
2007-07-02 05:22:11 · 39 answers · asked by Cherie 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Laughing Out Loud For Real . Thank you , I am sick today and needed a laugh !!
Oh , and here's your 'star' .. . . . *STAR* . . LMAO J/K (see above).
HEY POLARIS - Ya gotta Love a girl who can make Pepsi come out of your nose !!!... . . . .Hey CLK - Can you do the same with milk ?
2007-07-02 05:45:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
All I can say is Wow... I only thought if you would say laugh at an officer that has pulled you over, would be considered some type of injustice.. for example not cooperating or failure to comply etc. This is news to me.. but nothing surprises me in this day in age, especially in FL State. They will pull you over for anything.
2016-05-21 02:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-07-02 05:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by the answerer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
You get 3 gallons and a star!
2007-07-02 05:26:39 · answer #4 · answered by WonderGirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny10/10 plus a star
2007-07-02 05:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's too cool. I love it. I'll donate $20 worth of high grade.
2007-07-02 13:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe lol
star 4 u
2007-07-02 05:31:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Big Laugh!
2007-07-02 05:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by Martha D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had heard that one before.... And it still makes me smile! You get a star!
2007-07-02 12:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by plezurgui 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good question, good joke, great job, you deserve a star.
2007-07-02 10:27:25 · answer #10 · answered by Lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋