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King David's Top 7 List

From our home Temple in Jerusalem. King David's top seven reasons why Jesus was not the Jewish Messiah.

7) Unwritten Jewish Oral Law Tradition: Messiah not allowed to have more than 100 million innocents killed in his name.

6) At least David Copperfield reappears.

5) Required to fulfill minimum of one Messianic prophecy in Tanakh within first 1,000 years (or first 1,500 years if extended Messiah warranty coverage is purchased).

4) Before telling followers to believe based on faith alone, forgot to say, “Simon says”.

3) Unlike Maimonides, didn't have enough sense to listen to mother and become doctor.

2) Is unquestionably considered Messiah in Poland.

1) Isaiah warns us not to follow a man-made religion led by a carpenter in Chapter 44.

See the link below for more proof that the "New Testement" is all wrong.

http://hometown.aol.com/abdulreis/myhomepage/index.html

So who knows the Jewish prophecies better, Jews or Christians?

2007-07-02 05:05:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

6 answers

Oh my goodness that's hilarious I love you

I'm pretty sure Jews know our own prophecies better than Xtians...they just know the ones that they can smudge to make it seem like J*sus fulfilled, and don't know any of the hundreds of other ones he didn't...

2007-07-02 05:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 1 0

That's some funny stuff Dave!

Wouldn't it be cool to hear a list like this on the real tonight show?

2007-07-02 05:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by UpChuck 3 · 1 0

Neither

2007-07-02 05:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they are good enough, to prove both jews and christains wrong

2007-07-02 05:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by Syed Aleemuddin Noor 4 · 0 0

atheists

Jews are a close second

Christianity = belief only, knowledge is not important, just gullibility

2007-07-02 05:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 3 1

LOL

2007-07-02 05:11:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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