All the good things you do and positive thoughts and feelings you have are generous gifts allowed to you by God, despite your insolent rebellion. Doesn't that melt your hard heart and make you want to accept Sky-Daddy 3.0? I hope you've enjoyed your free sample trial of a few of our selected blessings. Now, for a fixed rate of only 10% you will recieve a lifetime of uninterrupted service without a trace. You will recieve no receipts, and our afterlife satisfaction rate is 100% not negative!
2007-07-02 04:35:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, Mr. Luva Luva, you were just enjoying one of our generous free previews of morality and self-respect. Just imagine, you can have that feeling all the time for only 10%!
2007-07-02 04:42:35 · update #1
Well, Miss eightyone, there may be some compatibility issues with your old hardware, but that is to be expected.
2007-07-02 04:44:39 · update #2
Try Atheism Free!
No meetings, no dogma to learn.
If you're not completely satisfied, your old religion will probably take you back (that is unless they have already stoned you to death for apostasy).
2007-07-02 04:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Miss Manners says that once a gift is given, is the user's to do with as they wish, and the giver is not to have any further interest in the matter. Passive-aggressive hints about wanting something back, like worship and adoration, makes it not a true gift but an attempt at taking.
Love is about giving. It is not about wanting to be worshipped no matter how much you give.
It has no desires for itself;
thus it is present for all beings.
--Tao Te Ching
2007-07-02 04:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by KC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, how wrong you are. Haven't you been reading the questions here? As an atheist, I'm incapable of doing good things. I'm also incapable of having positive thoughts and feelings. What I do all day (when I'm not kicking puppies, having gay sex and bilking little old ladies out of their retirement money) is plot ways to undermine all the good work of Christians in the world.
2007-07-02 04:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good man, thou art insulting me! All the good things I do are one hundred percent my own invention. I know. It took me long enough to come up with them. I had them custom-made for me in a South East Asian factory, and each of them is labeled "Bqggz' Trademarked Good Ideas And Feelings". I also sell them for $99 the dozen. They are shipped in an anonymous package, stored in 100% sterilized syringes. If you're interested, call me. When it comes to handing out blessing, I beat your God's prices with a comfortable margin.
2007-07-02 04:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by Bqggz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All the good I do can be explained by the Bible (???!!)
Paul said that the Gentiles knew about good and evil without knowing the Jewish law -- they were "a law unto themselves".
This means that you do not need to be religious to be moral.
2007-07-02 05:29:41 · answer #5 · answered by Iain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No its not. Evidence is evidence of a God. Try again. Might as well say that a hot day is evidence of a volcano about to explode. Grow up.
2007-07-02 04:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a bargain. I hear the Mormons charge up to fifteen percent -- that's 15% of your _gross_ income, not your net income. Whatta sweet deal for somebody.
:-)
2007-07-02 04:41:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I donate to the poor, help underpriveledged children read in my spare time and I love my fellow man.
God doesn't influence this. I do this to help my society and I want to make this a great place for my kids to live in. I don't believe god is watching our every move and he doesn't influence the good that I do on this planet.
2007-07-02 04:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Luva Luva 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do i get periodic firmware updates for the Sky-Daddy 3.0?
And for how long? are the updates free?
2007-07-02 04:41:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
10% of my money. So your kind and loving god is greedy.
Why do I have a hard heart? I already do what is right without the fear of fire and brimstone from the magical sky fairy.
It doesn't make me feel anything but indifference to something that doesn't exist.
2007-07-02 04:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋