i know this is really sick but my brother just emailed it me and im in the sharing mood x?

Question

Ways To Annoy People In The Restroom

Ways to Annoy Your Public Restroom Stall-Mate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "may I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say, "uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh no! My glass eye!"

6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get in there."

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

11. Say, "Interesting............. more floaters than sinkers.'"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now."

14. Fill a balloon with cream corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.

15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggott."

16. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

18. Before you un-roll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."

Answer 1

hahaha i'm gonna use those!those are funny!keep 'em comin'!lmao you get a star write some more onccor onccor!

Answer 2

Wow... so many misconceptions in one question! First of all, no-one can be forced to go through a bar mitzvah ceremony. All you had to to was have a serious talk with your rabbi and share your views. Did you ever honestly do that? If not, why ever not? Second, you say you "do not believe in any of that crap," well.. I have to wonder about your Christian religious convictions if you are choosing to believe the G-d of Abraham and the scriptures which are the basis of your "Old Testament" are so much "crap." Third, I presume your mother is over the age of 12, yes? That's when she became a bat mitzvah. She may never have had a ceremony, but that doesn't mean she never became a daughter of the commandments... that happens automatically when a Jewish girl turns 12 (age 13 for boys). That she believes in Jesus, as do you, make you both apostates to the faith of Judaism, but since you seem to think of it as so much balderdash, that shouldn't bother you. Fourth, your friends are incorrect. If you believe in Jesus, you are Christian, not Jewish. And anyone can say "Merry Christmas!" since the wish is usually for the person you are greeting. That's like saying an Italian person can't wish an American a "Good Independence Day!" just because the Italian isn't American. Fifth, technically, all religious Jews are "messianic," since we are waiting for the messiah. If you believe in Jesus as the messiah, you are Christian. Neither Passover or Yom Kippur are traditions, they are important religious holidays; yes, there is a difference. Is there something wrong with you? As far as I can tell, you have some issues with your father and have turned upon the faith of your birth. If your belief in Jesus brings you spiritual joy, that's fine, but please remember his commandments to love G-d and love others. It's not exactly love to describe Judaism as "any of that crap." You should also learn to be more assertive. To go through with a bar mitzvah ceremony when you don't believe in the very precepts of Judaism, and to let your friends bully you about your beliefs... both are very, very wrong. Is it just me, or does someone else smell a troll here?

Answer 3

This is very funny.
My brother and I was in Singapore airport was he went to use the bowl toilet cubicle next to the squat pan cubicle. I went into squat pan toilet which has three steps above the ground. I am now peeing one metre above ground and I can see him well beside me in the next cubicle.
So I get the hose beside the toilet (for the ablutions) and I spray on his hair.
Then I spray all over the floor and on the ceiling like uncontrolled male member.

He was convinced it was me who could not control myself or my bladder pressure and was very upset for two days.
It was very amusing. I told him the truth the next day.

Answer 4

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.


i think that would get you arrested.after you get some strange looks...

Answer 5

LOL!If i found myself on the end of that abuse they would only get to number 6 before i kick the door down,shove their head down the toilet and drown them in their own turds

Answer 6

some sick but funny stuff i would so do 20 10/10 plus star

Answer 7

That's great! Don't think I'll share this one with my teenage son he'd probably try them out, if he hasn't already of course. Every time I use a public loo I'll probably remember this and laugh! Thanks cheered me up no end!!

Answer 8

Is your brother Mr Bean by any chance? This has the same humour as he has. lol

Answer 9

Loved IT!!!! LOL

Instructions:
1. Copy
2. paste
3. Email to friends with sense of humor.

Nice...

Answer 10

haha tht is good. my faves are 3,6,7,10, 11, 18, 19, and 20. so hilarious!!