One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache
2007-07-02 03:59:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it sounds good but i dont get it.
:o)
2007-07-02 04:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an old joke but a good one! Of course "You'd better jack off" is advice I've been following for over 50 years (really!) and I ain't blind or crazy yet! Anyone is welcome to say that to me...LOL...anytime!
2007-07-02 04:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by doctor feelgood 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Nice One...Ljx
2007-07-02 04:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by x Lj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thats quite good!
2007-07-02 04:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one :-)
2007-07-02 04:04:16 · answer #5 · answered by Richard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-07-02 04:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one have a star
2007-07-02 04:03:39 · answer #7 · answered by ALLY R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one, but funny.. nice play on words..
2007-07-02 04:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2007-07-02 04:03:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha "I've got head ache" must be a blonde....lol
2007-07-03 02:30:37 · answer #10 · answered by Ed B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋