A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
2007-07-02 03:51:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So true! We should all learn from the animals. Wish my girl friend would be as understanding.
Heehaw! only if she would.
2007-07-02 03:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats fanFreakingtastic
2007-07-02 11:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is very good, i haven't laughed this much in a while
2007-07-02 11:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by delicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha i get it
2007-07-02 15:14:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she asked for it :-)
2007-07-02 10:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-02 10:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-02 10:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋