this man man walked into a pub with a octopus, he walks to the middle of the room and says "this octopus is amazing, he can play any intument in the world, i'll bet any one who disagrees $50." so this other man think it would be an easy $50 so he walks up to the octopus with his guitar, hands it to the octopus and the octopus plays it superbly, no one could have dont it better. he hands over his $50 and walks away defeted. Another man with a trumpet disides to give it a go, so he hands his trumpet to the octopus and to his amazment to octopus plays it like a pro. A scotsman is sitting in the corner with his bagpipes, he disides that his bagpipes with be the downfall of the octopus. So he gets up, hands his bagpipes over and the octopus looks at them for a while, moving them this way and that. the scotsman says in triumpf " ha he cant play them hand over the $50" the octopus then replies " play it!? i was gunna sleep with it as soon as i found out how to get those pajama off!
2007-07-02 03:18:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good enough for a star????:(
2007-07-02 03:32:26 · update #1
thats funny
2007-07-02 03:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gave ya a star for that lol
2007-07-02 03:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by Helpfulhannah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-02 03:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by jonathan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute lol
2007-07-02 03:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by STL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good!
2007-07-02 03:23:47 · answer #5 · answered by rklee0122 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...nice
2007-07-02 03:31:45 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got me going...............
2007-07-02 03:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋