A fellow bought a new sports car and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The road was clear and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch this car!!," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100....
Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
2007-07-02 03:13:00 · 24 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thas pretti funni doubt tha 1 has eva been usd lol
2007-07-02 03:25:21 · answer #1 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to consider it to be very unlucky. If I went out, something bad would always happen (fight with friends, almost getting in car accidents, stuff like that). After a while, I stopped going out on any Friday the 13th. Then, I realized bad things happen all the time if you're not careful, so I'm not too focused on things that happen on superstitious days anymore. I don't consider it to be lucky at all. It's just another day, I guess.
2016-05-21 01:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
friday the 13th is actually only unlucky for the Templar Knights from medeival times when the German pope of that era nearly wiped them out on October 13th (a friday) in the year 1012(?)c.e. or something like that.
So unless you are a Templar Knight, you have nothing to worry about.
Have a happy, lucky, and safe Friday the 13th two weeks from now!
2007-07-02 03:17:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one! But this upcoming Friday the 13th is very lucky for Harry Potter fans. The movie version of The Order of the Phoenix is released on that date!!!
Actually, Friday the 13th is usually lucky for me, as I was born on a thirteenth. It was a Thursday, but my birthday falls on a Friday periodically.
2007-07-02 03:18:29 · answer #4 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is an old, but funny, joke, but Friday the 13th really has nothing to with any of it. Did you just put that in there to try and switch it up a bit?
2007-07-02 03:17:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice joke but I saw this joke here yesterday.
2007-07-02 03:57:44 · answer #6 · answered by MAVSFANATIC41 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, it's quite funny. Good one
2007-07-02 03:24:12 · answer #7 · answered by 0 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha. Is this a true story?
2007-07-02 03:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by justin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Wasn't this just on here last week or the week before?
2007-07-02 03:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! That's cute! I've not heard that one before. Thanks for the laugh! Have a great day!
2007-07-02 03:16:01 · answer #10 · answered by Sunshine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋