A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah
when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving
north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.
So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a
frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
2007-07-02 03:02:13 · 14 answers · asked by Cherie 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I enjoyed it.
2007-07-02 03:06:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends what you realy feel about the war, i personnally wish they would come out. We are in the middle of a civil war over there so how can we win anything. My Brother went into Desert Storm and he never even got to fire his weapon because we went in with bad intentions and use our superior air power to shut down communications first and the bombed them into submission before any ground troops went in. Now this war is being fought by politicians who probably have no relatives in a war zone. My nephew recently volunteered to go over ther and he is in the Air Force. So this is a tought question because it is a question of soemone's opinion and those are hard answers to accept at times. Your friend was a hero god bless you.
2016-05-21 01:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but still worth a chuckle.
2007-07-02 07:42:52 · answer #3 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was only so so. But I will give you a star since you asked so nicely.
2007-07-02 03:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by TOMCTOM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL have a star, this was a good one
2007-07-02 05:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatz a gud -1.
2007-07-02 03:08:39 · answer #6 · answered by vikes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ! Yer so bad ! I loved it !
( hehehehehehehehehehehehe )
2007-07-02 03:40:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-07-02 03:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by Matt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but its still funny
2007-07-02 03:05:10 · answer #9 · answered by jonathan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you, I needed a laugh.
2007-07-02 08:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋