Warning Labels on Alcoholic Drinks
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD
IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your
friends and family are really dying for you to telephone them at 4
in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
heck happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up in the
morning and see someone you really don't want to see (whose name
you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead.
2007-07-02 02:59:00 · 6 answers · asked by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy
named "Bear."
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally "disappear".
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
2007-07-02 03:00:32 · update #1
How original are you? What website did you get those from?
2007-07-02 03:57:18 · answer #1 · answered by doctorpapaswing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead to the belief that going to work on 2 hours sleep is a good idea.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think that Big Bertha isn't that bad looking, after all.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you actually think that the bouncers are just there for decoration.
2007-07-02 12:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-07-02 10:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by shadow_watt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah totally!! That is freakin' hilarious! LOVE IT!
2007-07-02 10:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by *~HOOTERZ~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original or not...those are hilarious!
2007-07-02 11:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by Shelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way funny i read this before!!!!
2007-07-02 10:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋