2007-07-02 02:35:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Warning Labels on Alcoholic Drinks
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD
IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your
friends and family are really dying for you to telephone them at 4
in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
heck happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up in the
morning and see someone you really don't want to see (whose name
you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy
named "Bear."
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally "disappear".
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
2007-07-02 02:47:23 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Okay, here's the best advice on the planet. Before you go to bed after a hard night of clubbing or partying ....
1. Take 2 aspirin or Tylenol
2. Drink them down with a full glass of water
3. Take the Tylenol bottle and another glass of water with you to bed.
4. Lie down and close your eyes for a second. If you're spinning so wildly you have to hang onto the wall ... sit back up.
5. Grab a good book or an interesting magazine and read until the spinning stops, The water and Tylenol you just took should help that happen sooner. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT PASS OUT IF YOU'RE STILL SPINNING!
6. When the vertigo has gone completely, you can go to sleep.
7. When you wake up in the morning, if you feel like you're still gonna hurl, drink little sips of water, juice or coffee, but if you gulp it down ... it's not gonna stay there. Can you projectile vomit?
If you already went to sleep and didn't follow these steps and you woke up with that hangover ... take the day off, go to bed, follow steps 1, 2 and 3 and sleep it off for the rest of the day.
DON'T EAT UNLESS YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH TO RISK THE LOSS OF IT!
And next time you get wasted ... follow the rules for NOT getting a hangover!
Good luck. I'll bet you're glad I didn't mention olive oil, sloppy-joes, bacon grease and pork rinds, huh? LOL
Get better soon.
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2007-07-02 09:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The reason you get a hangover is from dehydration. If you drink large glasses of water, fruit juice ect... the morning after you will recover from your hangover much quicker. Hope this helps.
2007-07-02 10:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by kmhskpr 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok next time
1) Don't drink so much
2) Don't mix... meaning if you are drinking beer stay with it... if you are drink mix drinks stay with that.... Also the higher quality alcohol helps.
3) Stay away from sugary drinks more sugar higher hang over.
For the moment sip water as much as you can stand, 2 Excedrin, 2 vitamin c and nap DO NOT sleep for more than 20 mins in a pop or you will feel worse.
2007-07-02 10:03:37 · answer #4 · answered by dark_asrai_1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I always eat something really greasy. Get a pastrami sandwich from The Hat. It'll do the trick for sure. You should also drink a bunch of gatorade. You're probably really dehydrated.
2007-07-02 13:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by Misoblond 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to rely on this breakfast at a downstairs deli several years ago - it consisted of a toasted bagle with a fried egg, cheese and bacon...so greasy I had to wrap it on paper towel to eat, but it did the trick.
2007-07-02 10:03:29 · answer #6 · answered by MrsB8-16-08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just so you know, you should absolutely NOT take Tylenol if you drink heavily or often. Acetomenaphen affects your liver and coupled with the alcohol it could very well kill you. Ibuprophen is better, it only destroys your stomach.
2007-07-02 11:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by tremonster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well before you start drinking you should take these pills called chasers. u get them from a gas station or a Walgreens . and you will have no hangover
2007-07-02 10:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by Shane 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I take Alleve and drink a lot of water. Then I drink a V8 and a slim jim. Works for me. Sleeping it off works the best, but is rarely practical.
2007-07-02 09:41:45 · answer #9 · answered by live75 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whenever I drink or after I drink (after the night) when I'm settling down i ALWAYS drink water. It flushes you out and rehydrates you. I'm sure gatorade will work too, becuase It's got electrolytes in it!
2007-07-02 10:27:30 · answer #10 · answered by highschoolscholar7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alcohol dehydrates you and drinking water is good, but not best. Drink Gatorade, it replenishes more than the water the alcohol took out.
2007-07-02 10:05:57 · answer #11 · answered by Michael T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋