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2007-07-02 02:28:20 · 2 answers · asked by wildwoods_72 1 in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

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Warning Labels on Alcoholic Drinks

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD
IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your
friends and family are really dying for you to telephone them at 4
in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
heck happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up in the
morning and see someone you really don't want to see (whose name
you can't remember).

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy
named "Bear."

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally "disappear".

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

2007-07-02 02:50:34 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0 2

Most SAQ are open 11 am to 10-11 pm, but the corner stores sell beer until they close at midnight or 1 am.

You can be served up until 3 am at a bar or tavern.

It all depends on the city and the bars, some corner stores or as we called them variety stores stop at certain time due to local by-laws, like in soem US states no sales afteror between certain hours as some are 24 hour operations.

2007-07-02 06:18:52 · answer #2 · answered by The Unknown Chef 7 · 0 0

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