2007-07-02 01:36:23 · 16 answers · asked by addicted to answers 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Warning Labels on Alcoholic Drinks
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD
IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your
friends and family are really dying for you to telephone them at 4
in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
heck happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up in the
morning and see someone you really don't want to see (whose name
you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy
named "Bear."
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally "disappear".
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
2007-07-02 02:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You do not get "more drunk", but people tend to get drunk more quickly. This has NOTHING to do with the oxygen levels. It is very simply because you drink FASTER through a straw. Therefore, you drink MORE in less time.
To answer my own question about the straw theory, I tried it myself: I usually drink about 2 beers in an hour. When drinking through a straw [SEEMINGLY at the same pace] I drank FOUR beers (and didn't even realize it). Therefore, I got TWICE as drunk in HALF the time. Make sense??
2007-07-02 08:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by PreciousCharlie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that sounds like a prank way to get you drunk. Alcohol enters the blood system one way. The body can only process so much at a time which is about 1 bottle of beer or 1 oz of liquor per hour. The key is to drink faster than that and you will overload your bod and feel high. The faster and longer you over load the more alcohol reminds in your system. Be careful - to much of an overload an you pass out or just throw it up.
2007-07-02 02:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by etexas007 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The lack of oxygen when you sip through the straw, combined with the rate of consumption when drinking through a straw, combines to help the alcohol enter your system quicker.
Actually you're just drinking faster when you drink out of a straw. That's why you get drunk faster. Conduct an experiment....time yourself to see how long it takes to drink a drink out of a glass then time yourself to see how long it takes to drink it with a straw.
2007-07-02 01:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Shorts 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i think drinking through a straw gets you drunker cause you drink faster. how would you be getting less oxygen with a straw? your still breathing, doesn't make sense.
2007-07-02 04:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by kg22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is very true drinking through a straw can get drunk
2007-07-02 01:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2007-07-02 03:40:39 · answer #7 · answered by Pedro B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Especially neat Vodka
2007-07-02 04:44:12 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Works for me - so does holding a little bit of your drink under your tongue for about 10 seconds!!
2007-07-02 02:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, tried it when I was young and foolish, got my stomach pumped !
2007-07-02 01:46:14 · answer #10 · answered by ALLEN B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋