My son is 21mths ol. He has started talking, saying loads of individual words, but no sentances together yet.
Yesterday, he pointed to my bum and said "bot-bot" I said "yes, mummies bot-bot"...he then pulled his cheekiest fac, pointed again to my bum and said "tractor"!
I know it's not that funny to anyone else but it made me laugh!
What has your little one said?
2007-07-02 01:17:09 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Having taken small daughter into toilet cubicle, she pipes up :
Ooooh listen to that. Someone's just done a ploppy one next door.
2007-07-02 01:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by oldhombre 6 · 11⤊ 0⤋
The other day, my children and I, were sitting at the house. I realized that there was nothing really at the house to eat. I also realized how broke that I was. So, I decided to go and get some Tuna Helper.
Every place has a grocery store that they just won't go to because it isn't the cleanest place in the world. The only thing that I will get from this market is canned goods. I don't trust the meat and besides it smells in there. Every time we ride past that market to go to my regular market, my kids say there is the "dirty market."
This day I decided that since all I needed was Tuna Fish that I would just run in there. Myself and my kids walked into the market and my 4 yr old daughter says as loud as she possibly could "mommy, don't come in here, it's dirty and it stinks." I guess she hadn't caught the smell yet because then she says "oooh, it don't stink in here mommy."
She finally caught the smell and with a couple of dozen people staring at us she says "oooh, yes it does stink in here, this is the dirty people market. let's go!" I wanted to pull my tail between my legs and just run.
2007-07-02 07:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by TG 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is 27 months old and talks loads! Loads of sentences and stuff. If I'm sitting watching TV and reading and she wants to do something, she'll say "mum, get up lazy"! She was in bath with her daddy the other night and I was doing hoovering until she was ready to come out and get dried. I must have been ages cause when I went in to get her she said, "Mum, what have you been doing, get a move on!" (Her daddy told her to say this, it was so so funny!
2007-07-02 02:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by Jane M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When we moved last year into our apartment. My 5 1/2 year old daughter, kept asking which "compartment" was going to be ours!
And my 3 year old son told me the other week when we were laying down to take a nap to "lay still your giving me a headache".
Thanks for asking such a great ?. It was interesting to read the answers that people put down.
2007-07-02 01:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My finacee and myself were painting our house, I told my 3 year old not to play with the paint....temptation set in. We set the lid of the paint in her bathroom and continued painting...about an hour later I was changing my daughter's clothes cuz she got wet, and I found paint on her legs. I asked her what happened and she said the birds did it. I asked her which birds and her reply was "The Pink and Lello birds." I said so the bird came into our house and painted your legs?? She said no last year when I went to the park with grandma....so daddy sets in and says OH my they painted my baby, she says yeah and they made me cry. We just laughed but a few minutes later we hear the cranes outside our house and she hysterically screams "Daddy those birds get your gun and shoot them so mommy isn't mad!!" It's just funny cuz even to this day almost a year later she still sticks to that story!! ha ha
2007-07-02 02:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by Floridapurrfection 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When My son was 3, he was staying the night at his great grandma's house for quality time. Well, she makes the best spaghetti, and everyone loves it. She asked him if he wanted some, and said "No. You're spaghetti is gross. I like my mommy's spasgetti the best!", and so she asked " Well, how does your mommy make her spaghetti?", and said " In a can!"
She said she bout rolled on the floor laughing at him!
For the record, He got the lil chef boyardee cans of pasta for his lunch box sometimes..I actually do make real spaghetti......lol
2007-07-02 02:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by Candi is Dandy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was on a busy bus with my then 3 year old. A lady got on who had a lot of facial hair. My son said loudly as she went past "Oh my god, that woman has got a beard, I don't believe it." I nearly died.
Another time on a bus again. He pointed to a man and said "he looks like Hagrid."
2007-07-02 02:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by G.W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My son came downstairs a few months back,while i was sitting on the sofa alone watching the footy,i was eating peanuts,when my son went back upstairs,my wife said to him whats your dad doing and he said to her,my dads on the sofa eating his nuts,pmsl.This is the honest truth.Ive just had to add this...my wife has just told me this a friends little lad said to his mum do you know that girl on tv Leonna Lewis,when she comes on the telly i get a funny feeling in my widgey.I think this is sooooo funny so just thought i would share it with you.PMSL.x
2007-07-02 01:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by Dave 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The first time my little girl conciously broke wind she burst out crying saying " i don't want my bum to talk!" lol. Still a party piece 16 years on!!!!!!!!!!! lol. I also lost her in a department store when she was 3. Heard a voice over the tannoy saying," would the parents or guardian of "Alice in Wonderland" please come to customer services! She was adamant that that was her name and it took me about 40 minutes to convince security i was her mum!!!!
2007-07-02 01:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by kosmikgirl05 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hi!
I love your story!!
When my daughter was about three, she came into the kitchen where I was making tea.
She said 'Daddy won't let me watch my video'.
So I said to her 'Oh, he's a bad silly boy, go and tell him I'm going to come in a sort him out'.
She toddled down the hall with me in close tow - although she didn't realise I was behind her.
I was just about to walk into the lounge when I saw her put one hand on her hip and with the other hand she pointed her finger at her Dad and said in the most vociferous voice ....
'You're a BASTARD and Mummy's going to come in and sort you out'. !!!!
I just turned heel and ran back into the kitchen and put my head in a cupboard laughing uncontrollably!!
After about five minutes I'd resumed self control and went into the lounge to see how hubby was!
It's one of the stories the kids all love us to tell them over and over again!!
Kids are great, aren't they?
LOL!!
2007-07-02 01:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Im preganat and due to have a baby my youngest said "mummy when you start to have your compractions and go into labia will you have to go and see the midlife lady??"
As you can imagine they pick up everything you say and its so funny when their words come out all muddled,we were in stiches!!!
2007-07-02 01:28:32 · answer #11 · answered by smiler 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋