with his head in his hands and looking despaired.
He asked what the matter was.
"Well" says his mate "You know that gorgeous women from over the way?"
"Yeah"
"Well, I asked her out on date and she said "yes" the only problem is that every time I see her, I get an erection"
"Well that's not so bad, what did you do?"
"I decided to duct-tape my knob to my leg."
"So, how did the date go?"
"Didn't happen, when I called for her she answered the door wearing a really sexy black dress, breasts almost popping out and lovely long legs."
"What happened?"
"I kicked her in the face."
2007-07-02 01:10:13 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol loved it! have a star!
2007-07-02 01:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I even have heard it till now yet slightly greater efficient - a weedy guy walks right into a pub. purely as he's approximately to step interior he slips on some canine crap. using fact the door to the pub is open - everybody sees him do it and laughs. after sitting down with a pint, the weed sees a great 6'6'' bushy tattooed biker do the ideal comparable subject he did and laughs - yet as everybody else is scared if this guy no-one laughs. the vast biker asks the guy "whats so humorous?" the weed says "i purely did that !" so the biker wipes the weeds nostril in it. desire you beloved my version - i beloved yours.
2016-11-07 22:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's brilliant. Just goes to show how strong duct tape is! Nice one, have a star.
:)
2007-07-02 01:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-07-06 03:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by Salnix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 and star
2007-07-08 22:30:42 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
Thanks for the laughs!
10/10 + a star is on it's way! *
2007-07-09 01:23:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha....hilarious
2007-07-06 20:22:09 · answer #7 · answered by slide_tackled 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-09 23:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by Bethy4 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!!
Duct tape isn't what it used to be!
"Hard as nails" is the answer!!
2007-07-07 09:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,even visualised it happening which made me laugh more. For the entertainment value one star coming up!
2007-07-07 05:47:37 · answer #10 · answered by askmeanother 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lmao luvd it he he he
u sooo can av a star 4 tha 1 lol
2007-07-02 02:00:24 · answer #11 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋