I'll be living on the street and eating from trashcans, what should I know before I adapt to my new way of life?
2007-07-02 00:50:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
First you must pratice to be insane. Do it every morning for a month infront of a mirror.Do not take your shower for a week. Learn to dress up in ladies dresses. Don't throw away your leftover take it for your next meal. Learn crazy animal sound and a deadpan look. Stay late at night in the bright light area with booze in your hand. Learned to borrow money now from your friend. Within a year you will have graduated with honours to be a tramp. And in case you want to look for a job, try acting, you might win an oscar. Good luck and if you see someone around in the street with a T shirt printed FUNNY BEAR then you know it is me who gave you this advice, so kindly tip me.
2007-07-02 01:09:28 · answer #1 · answered by Kingdomchild07 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why? you need to extend your question and tell us why are you going to be homeless? I don't understand and I'm sure because I have experience in Yahoo answers you may get some negative answers because you fail to say why? I'm sure there must be a reason.. Common you have a computer you can be doing that bad? I can't help you with my advice unless I know the reason why you think or know that you are going to be homeless... Share the rest of the story and you may get some good advice. Good luck.
2007-07-02 07:56:57 · answer #2 · answered by boricua_2290 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you...are you serious? Well, first off, I wouldn't be here asking questions. I would see if my family or friends have a spare room that I could sleep in. Then I would start looking for a job. You better pray your resume looks like gold.
2007-07-02 07:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a job.Get a place to live,if only a room.Trim down your life style.If you have a car,get rid of it,you can't afford it. Your puter will have to go.Can't afford it either.Start working now save money. I would so worried.Go search for a job,any job.
2007-07-02 08:00:48 · answer #4 · answered by lotteda717 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know this? Are jobs hard to find in your area? Can you apply for a grant to return to school? You have a whole year that is plenty of time.
2007-07-02 08:00:00 · answer #5 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got a whole year to get out of your mess. If you're in serious debt, find a reputable debt consolidator to help you get out of it. Apply for state aid and section 8 housing. If you're disabled, apply for disability. If you're not, you've got a year to find work. Even fast food joints have benefits.
2007-07-02 07:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by justme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, Find a hot woman and tell her you love her. If you can't find a hot woman just find any woman. Tell them you love them with all your heart. Tell them the only reason the sun comes up is so you can look at their face. I promise you this....You will always have a home.
2007-07-02 07:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Get a job, learn to pay your bills
2007-07-02 07:52:09 · answer #8 · answered by cones2210 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walmart hires everyone
2007-07-02 07:53:00 · answer #9 · answered by k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋