2007-07-01 16:19:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thank you jesus.....pay up pink hat
2007-07-01 16:21:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sure. But just because I say it doesn't mean I believe it, unless I'm standing at our borders and some illegal named Jesus jumps over the wall and hands me a bag with a million dollars in it, lmao!
2007-07-01 23:22:55 · answer #2 · answered by Pontius 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here is an exercise in "christian" logic. Is "Jesus" the name of the guy from the Lottery Office? Otherwise why would an Atheist thank someone who had nothing to do with His good fortune?
2007-07-01 23:25:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably. Do you have a million to give away? Because I'd say Thank you" to anyone who gave it to me.
A man goes to skydiving school. Toward the end of the course, he asks the instructor, "What happens if I pull the rip cord and it doesn't work, and I pull the reserve chute and it doesn't open?
The instructor says, "I don't know what you should do, but I would spread my arms and shout, "Praise Allah!"
The student says, "I couldn't do that. I'm a Christian."
The instructor says, "Just do as I say."
So, sure enough, the guy steps out of the plane, and neither chute opens, so he spreads his arms and shouts, "Praise Allah!"
A big black hand comes out of the sky and lowers him gently to the ground.
He stands up, dusts himself off, looks at the sky and says, "Oh, thank you, Jesus."
A big black foot comes out of the sky and squishes him like a bug.
2007-07-02 15:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes. thank you jesus, i just said it and im not even getting 1 million dollars.
2007-07-01 23:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha . I don't think so . I think he/she would not do it even for a million dollars .
2007-07-01 23:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by I was here 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you kidding me? I'm an atheist. I'd say it for a QUARTER.
(Only because anything less than that is a waste of time.)
2007-07-01 23:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Most likely. I'm an Atheist, and I would.
THANK YOU JESUS!
.. I want my money.
2007-07-01 23:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by Carrie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probably as doing so would be meaningless to him/her as they would only be speaking words and a name of a deity that they did not believe in (obvious answer).
2007-07-01 23:36:54 · answer #9 · answered by Big Bill 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha for a million dollars i would!
2007-07-01 23:21:38 · answer #10 · answered by Annie 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol maybe, cuz its a popular saying, even if u dont even mean it. if an atheist says that, he or she wouldnt mean it.
2007-07-01 23:22:24 · answer #11 · answered by ♥dIaNiTa♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋