I've never cracked up so hard over Y!A until today. Now can you tell me something very funny to have me DIE laughing? It can be a true story or a joke.
2007-07-01 14:42:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A man was in a long line at his local Safeway store. As he got to the
Register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the
Checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't
Know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and
Called over the
Intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,
Was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the
Checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could
Have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked
Him to drop his pants.
He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of
Medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
Was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
Live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the
Register he told her he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to
Drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a
Quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...
(you'll love this one...................)
"Mop and bucket to register 5"
2007-07-01 14:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
This is a long weekend for Canada and the USA this makes most of us a lttle jolly
2007-07-01 22:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by Grand pa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to try to be funny, but hey I can't top Whisper Wind's joke.
2007-07-01 21:58:55 · answer #3 · answered by Patti C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was stung by a wasp today, apparently they have built a nest in one of my potted plants on my front porch. I jumped over a railing while all these bees chased me, I was quite the site. I never knew bees we so protective, hey it's my porch and my plant!
2007-07-01 21:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by kattsmeow 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Oh God, the pressure....I can't do it if you tell me to. It's like the name of that song I knew until you had to ask me what it was. Sorry, no go.
2007-07-01 22:04:21 · answer #5 · answered by GoodJuJu2U 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no I'm trying to lose wight that's a joke
2007-07-01 21:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by ELIZABETH A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny answers is what makes this whole thing amusing.
2007-07-02 11:07:20 · answer #7 · answered by cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would want to make you DIE laughing...then i could go to jail!!!
2007-07-01 21:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I dont get it either
2007-07-01 21:52:21 · answer #9 · answered by anne 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tell me about it i mean when my butt sweats and i sit down it itches i mean these people r pathatic
2007-07-01 21:47:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋