I sense danger. Can I head off impending doom?
2007-07-01 14:37:05 · 19 answers · asked by Megazor 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Megazor, you will die inside of three hours if you do not OD on Beano. Take it now and take almost a lethal dose. Second, are you married? Sleep in the basement if you are. It will save your marriage. I'll pray for you.
2007-07-01 14:40:18 · answer #1 · answered by Gromac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Danger Will Robinson, Danger!!!"
Just relax, let your intestines do their job.
Get a copy of "Along Came Polly," and laugh at the word, "shart." When you take a potty break, put it on pause, and sing the "Beans, Beans, Good for your Heart" OR
"Beans, Beans the Musical Fruit" song.
Hopefully you'll be having Peace on Earth soon.
God Bless.
Kudos to the Bush Beans Dog.
2007-07-01 15:32:25 · answer #2 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ew.
You just gave me a REALLY strong smell of baked beans (the smell when they're just out the tin..)
I just wanted to tell you that.
I would go with your instincts as far as doom impending.
2007-07-01 14:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by bruce 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooo, get the Sunday paper, the Gameboy, a copy of War and Peace, two rolls of tp, and lock yourself in the bathroom.
2007-07-01 14:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by HobbesMom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes, go to the nearest 5 star restaurant with valet service and hang out inside there, you'll make lots of new friends
2007-07-01 14:41:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a will made out? It maybe too late for that. I'd start drinking heavy. Even if you do not drink, START. You also might need a new toilet tomorrow.
2007-07-01 15:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by Cyborg 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well just know that you won't be having to muscle out the gas that is to come...it will flow freely I am guessing!
2007-07-01 14:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Run off to a bathroom with nobody in or around it (nobody in surrounding rooms either)
2007-07-01 14:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
grab a magazine some air freshener and a phone just in case you are going to be in there a while
2007-07-01 14:51:19 · answer #9 · answered by lifesquestions? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BEAN-0
2007-07-01 14:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋