Do quad amputees ride waterslides? If they wear a life preserver, do they float right-side up?

Question

serious answers please.

Answer 1

I'm not sure. You might try asking a physical therapist that does water therapy with persons with amputations what they use in a pool and if a special type of life preserver is needed.
Why not give it a trial run in a friend's swimming pool to see how the life jacket fits.

You might try calling the water park & ask their accomidations for persons with disabilities such as you mentioned. (There is the American Disabilities Act that most parks are required to make accomidations for). I would have friends at the end drop pool there to give you a hand!

Have a great time!

Answer 2

You are:
a) not sober
b) high
c) with a group of idiots who are neither sober nor straight
d) all of the above

How long did you have to think to come up with this, and were you giggling hysterically while you posted? Go put your hands down your pants again and leave the computer alone.