Squirrel bounding across the lawn,
scampering merrily up the tree.
Joyfully, nibbling at the seed bell I left for the birds,
It was a pleasure to shoot him dead!
2007-07-01 13:05:48 · 23 answers · asked by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
You know after I saw a documentary on the BBC about squirrels stealing bird seed like tiny furry commandos...I can appreciate the gist of this poem--kill em all.
Good ending surprising.
10
2007-07-01 13:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by Todd 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
-10 (minus 10 on a 1-10 scale)
Violence is the last resort of the intelligent,
and the first resort of the incompetant.
You want to shot at something go to the middle east where they can shot back.
That poor Squirrel was only trying to feed it's family.
May you live a hundred years
AND HAVE A TOOTHACHE EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!
2007-07-01 19:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by hairypotto 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 13
2007-07-01 13:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Matilda
What a coincidence!
I've got these bloody squirrels eating from my garden, and I want to harm them. I've purchase a child's pellet gun and have begun taking aim from the kitchen window......
they are wicked rodents and I never realized it until I began gardening!
Frankly darling I love the poem!
A+
2007-07-01 17:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by mchlmybelle 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I found more pleasure reading your poem than a good bang bang on the whistle train!
my rating, a 10!
2007-07-01 23:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That actually brought a tear to my eye. Bravo. I give you a 10/10! Brilliant.
2007-07-01 13:19:17 · answer #6 · answered by Riley 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1/100
2007-07-01 13:07:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Hello dear!
How bucolic!
We have just saw another part of your capacities, another great one!
Congratulations!
2007-07-02 00:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by soubassakis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow...... thats all I have to say. You must've been pretty dang bored! The ending was a true thriller though.
2007-07-01 15:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by Peaches 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Umm, well, what can I say? Unbelievable! Amazing! Certainly not what I expected. It has a certain je ne sais quois . . .
2007-07-01 14:01:52 · answer #10 · answered by PJPeach 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋