Who wishes to fulfill this Royal Decree?

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Who wishes to fulfill this Royal Decree?

By Royal Decree I, Keith, King of Pythons, hereby command that when I die I am to be cremated and my ashes rubbed onto Pamela Sue Anderson's naked body as sunscreen.

To apply for the position of Royal Applicator indicate in 25 words or less why you are worthy of the position.

2007-07-01 12:59:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys

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When and if you ever decide that instead of Pamela Anderson you wish your ashes to be rubbed onto George Clooney's naked body, ask me again.

2007-07-01 17:57:38 · answer #1 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

I was a sniper in the army..I've always wanted to rub out a king..

2007-07-01 21:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

I am not worthy!

2007-07-01 20:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by G.W. loves winter! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋