Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well here is a series of promises that actually speak of "True Friendship"!!
1) When you are sad--- I wil help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b@st@rd who made you that way!
2) When you are blue--- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!
3) When you smile--- I will know you finally got laid!
4) When you are scared--- I will rag you about it every chance I get!
5) When you are worried--- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be till you stop whining!
6) When you are confused--- I will use little words!
7) When you are sick--- Stay the hell away from me till your well again , I dont want to catch whatever you have!
8) When you fall--- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss!
9) This is my oath--- I pledge to the end "WHY"? you may ask "Because you are my friend"!
2007-07-01 11:31:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Friendship is like peeing your pants: Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.............!!
2007-07-01 11:32:36 · update #1
marry me.
2007-07-01 11:35:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....Loved it especially the last one 'peeing your pants'....My friend tested my friendship a few years back when he asked me how my sex life was with my girlfriend and i told him it was great ,i wondered why he wanted to know....he just wanted a 2nd opinion...what a true friend he is .
2007-07-01 12:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
associates are continually sturdy to have! real friendship is complicated to discover i understand precisely what you mean. i hated it whilst who i assumed have been superb associates stabbed me interior the returned or have been instantly up a ----- yet nonetheless a number of them are nonetheless my associates anyhow basically slightly much less relied on than till now and people who i didnt think of of to lots have grew to become out to be extra trusting so is it widely used specific yet could you give up believing no basically be careful on who to believe
2017-01-23 07:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by noack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a laugh from your true friendship promises!!!!
this is true for me and my friends!!
Is this true for you and your friends???
2007-07-01 18:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...this does describes true friendship.
2007-07-01 12:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That completely describes me & my best friend....
2007-07-01 11:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by from HJ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!!!i especially liked #1!!!
2007-07-01 19:08:12 · answer #7 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great!
2007-07-01 12:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋