I guess there went my golf 'Schwing."
2007-07-01 10:24:18 · 26 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What you did was completely understandable - some of us have dimpled balls so they will last longer and fly straighter. You most likely thought he was one of us.....
Tell me, though: How many yards did they fly, and did you yell "Fore!" or just "Two!"?
2007-07-01 10:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by Kesokram 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Are you just being caddy? Was he trying for a hole in one or vice versa? Did he have his stroke going? You could make it up to him by taking him to the ball washer. That would make his putter take notice. I interrupt his mindless string of golf puns with a side note. Are you looking at it from the side? Years ago Johnny Carson had Mrs. Arnold Palmer as his guest. He asked her if she did anything different to help him before a big tournament. She said that before the match she kissed his balls for luck. Johhny replied with, " I bet that makes his putter stand up." It took awhile for it to sink in, but when it did she was red in the face and indignant. She was not amused. OK, back to the golf puns. Now, where was I? Oh yes, there must be a fairway to settle this. While you settle this you could let four play through the hole. Beware of the water hazard. You wouldn't want to get wet when your boy friend is temporarily incapacitated. Gently massage his balls that are in the bag. That should put the dimple back on his cheek.
2007-07-01 22:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is that the question you asked the judge at your assault trial?
I hope he was wearing a cup.
And what make you think all his balls don't have dimples?
Remember your friends and family are reading this.
How do you know whether the have dimples or not?
Hmmm.
I am guessing he told you to drop them on the ground and then hit them. That might have been a clue.
2007-07-02 15:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be fun to date! Did he make a hole in one? I thought you were happy without men in your life? Now all of the sudden you are getting physical and getting violent? Is this a response to the wedding ring story you told earlier? So tell me, what is your true relationship with me? Have you thought this through lovely lady?
2007-07-01 21:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by Steve C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have seen guys and gals with dimples in the cheeks, but never there. I never play with any mans balls.
2007-07-01 18:07:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't fret dear. If he wasn't using a driver or a wood it is technically his fault. He sould have been more spicific.... Hm? I think U just made me stumble over a new concept in reverse engineering.
2007-07-01 23:25:40 · answer #6 · answered by Michael N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness - I really hope you didn't hit them with a golf club. How is he now?
2007-07-01 19:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would explain why he got so teed off.
Hopefully, he won't be seeking another course with a gentler ball cleaner.
2007-07-02 00:11:38 · answer #8 · answered by devilishlyclever™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Strange kind of "Fore" play. whatever you do dont use that ball washing thingy at the golf course....It will get you thrown off.
2007-07-02 10:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by dr strangelove 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, see there he needs to rephrase his questions. Going foe tee, being caddy, playing the back 9. He needs to learn how to express himself. You did :o)
2007-07-01 21:13:00 · answer #10 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋