I'm kinda wondering what the golf club is fore.
2007-07-01 10:19:21 · 29 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It is the old let me get you in the sand trap gambit. Be careful. He may think he has you in the bag, but tell him that a little birdie told you to be wise to his tricks. Keep an eagle eye on him. Don't let him give you a sand wedge and say it's lunch. Rake him over the coals if you have to. Keep your lofty ideals. Have someone watch your back 9 for you. Lefty and I have the same ideas. Pretty caddy of him. What a tiger; would he come up with more puns than I? I can hear the fans roar with excitement. The panda man is in fine form. I think he gave me the shaft.
2007-07-01 17:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps.
A man went to Japan on a business trip and where he was supposed to play golf with his new customer the next day.
To kill tim he went to a Geisha House and had sex with this girl who kept screaming "Satake! Satake!..." which he thought to be a great compliment so he remembered it.
The next day he was out on the back nine whe his customer hit a beautiful shot onto the green that rolled into the cup. The man thought this would be a great time to impress my client with my Japanese, so he called out "Satake! Satake!".
The client turned back to the man angry and confused and asked, "What you mean wrong hole?"
2007-07-02 15:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be too concerned. You have 60 holes to play before he gets that far. :D
What's a GOLF club?
2007-07-01 17:58:23 · answer #3 · answered by Antny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all up to you and if you wan to play all day with thouse golf balls. Just remember to make sure his club has been oil so he can have a hole in one.
2007-07-01 17:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by Lovely B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably needs to balance. Try a little lube and the first 6 will fly by
2007-07-01 22:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by Red Phantom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before you let him tee off, make sure his balls are clean and his shaft is not bent. Those oversize heads are not regulation but can work well. And the bag should be in good condition. I always recommend using a glove.
2007-07-01 17:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be concerned if you had a back 9.
2007-07-02 12:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by Doona 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, just let him play through until he holes out. You can help him by pulling the flagpole when he's getting close.
2007-07-01 17:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be more concerned about him wanting to improve his lie around the dog leg.
2007-07-02 00:10:27 · answer #9 · answered by devilishlyclever™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a trap. Maybe he is really just blowing sand. Just don't act green. Well if in the END,he does give you the shaft, then club him in his wood with the iron.
He will yell, "Holey Sh!t... my Balls"!!!!!!!
2007-07-01 19:36:47 · answer #10 · answered by Lefty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋