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I keep hearing this sound behind me, but I don't know what it is.

2007-07-01 09:44:49 · 28 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

28 answers

my third leg...don't mind that one eyed monster..he is a sweet guy..not a dick

2007-07-01 09:46:48 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 9 0

Is the toaster cord tangled around your leg? What goes clippity clop clippity clop bang clippity clop clippity clop bang? An Amish drive by shooting. Years ago two good old boys (could have been from Coon's Hollow, Tennessee) decided to steal an ATM machine. So they took their pick-up truck and some cable and headed downtown. They hooked up the ATM with the cable and proceded to pull it across town with sparks flying everywhere. Sursprisingly enough, they were caught. (maybe they broke a code violation with having too long of a cable). They sheepishly replied that maybe they shouldn't drink so much. Is this what you hear behind you?

2007-07-02 11:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

awww, it's my fractured foot in the immobilizer boot i've had to lug around the past three weeks.

and if you were closer, you'd hear the faint 3rd part of the game: THUD ...drag... (mew)... THUD... drag... (mew)... as the cats frantically try to get away from their provider.

dang cats.

2007-07-02 18:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by patzky99 6 · 1 0

Someone carrying a dead body, dropping it (thud) and then dragging it a while - over and over and over. WATCH OUT! You could be next, muhahahaha!

2007-07-01 16:47:13 · answer #4 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 2 0

Don't worry, that person is unable to run, cause they are Thudding and dragging, so you're ahead and you can outrun them :-)

2007-07-01 16:49:28 · answer #5 · answered by gumsy 4 · 1 0

Jason from Friday The 13th.

2007-07-01 16:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by mrjts 4 · 0 0

Sounds like someone filled a plethora of condoms with fireworks inside them all and stuck them to your undercarriage intending to have them sporadically fall off one by one and scare the piss out of you. They were supposed to make really loud, obnoxious gunfire noises too as they fell. ... Just a guess.

What?? I would never.

2007-07-01 17:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by Antny 5 · 0 0

you are dragging the guy you hit at the last stoplight... slow down teh car, and come to a full stop, now call 911..

2007-07-01 17:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by Rowan 7 · 0 0

You have a Jimbo stuck to your tire. Drive really really fast then slam on the brakes and it will go away.

2007-07-01 18:01:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like an Ogre to me.

2007-07-01 16:55:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ginny Lou the Peachy One 5 · 0 0

for a credit card # and a one year service contract, we can name that tune in 3 notes, and give you turn by turn directions on where to get it fixed. and give you the weather..

2007-07-02 19:21:38 · answer #11 · answered by Rastaquouère 2 · 0 0

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