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i just farted and it smells like my dads noodle salad only 100 times worse with all the weird pickles and eggs and stuff... it tastes really good though... and i didnt eat any...
how do i get rid of the smell?

2007-07-01 07:35:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

9 answers

You! I remember you! You were the person who asked why americans think we control the world. I would like to inform you that I found that EXTREAMLY RUDE! Never, ever assume something like that ever again. It makes you look like your ego is huge and you are a bigggot.

2007-07-01 07:40:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

burn a book of matches around the offending area. the sulfer from the matches dispells the fumes.
I have co-worker who carries matches just for that purpose.
He's a real stinker. (NO JOKE!)

2007-07-01 07:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by mothermayhem 4 · 1 0

If you can still smell it by the time you get to THIS answer.
Then, you should just leave the house.
And never return.
:-)

2007-07-01 08:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Army Of Machines (Wi-Semper-Fi)! 7 · 0 0

Light a candle.

2007-07-01 07:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1 0

Take deep breaths. You dealt it, so you smell it.

2007-07-01 07:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by Twisted Maggie 6 · 1 0

Put a flower on your backside.

2007-07-01 07:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by carpathian3030 6 · 1 0

Incense, spray freshener, better have your dad wash his a__ _!

2007-07-01 07:39:57 · answer #7 · answered by Dianne L 4 · 1 0

take a shower and spray perfume

2007-07-01 07:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by Star and Moon 4 · 1 0

haha dat made me laff so much... maybe just blame it on ur pet camel

2007-07-01 07:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by icybluez 2 · 1 0

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