Need a true but funny story..................Make me laugh!?

Question

2 points, a thumbs up and best answer for whoever can make me laugh the hardest with a short, funny but true story that has happened to you or someone you know.!

Answer 1

Jack (changed the real name to protect the not-so-innocent:) was walking through a store when he saw her in a store section. She was an aquaintance of his which he did not see in a long time. Anyway, Jack starts walking towards that section and when reaches the entrance, trips and falls down to the floor like a ton of bricks.
She couldn't see his face (he was down, a desk between them) and she didn't know what to do, how to react: to laugh or to show concern towards the poor guy.
Then Jack gets up, starts laughing and says:
"Please forgive me for what I've just done - the truth is that I've faked (speaking about faking...) the whole fall 'cause I thought you could use a good laugh".
She laughed indeed and punched him in the chest.
That broke the awkwardness of the moment and they went to eat an ice-cream in the evening but nothing more happened since Jack was kinda shy back then and didn't want to pressure things:)

Answer 2

One of the funniest was this man who was about 60, he looked like a homeless person but actually had a place to live. He obviously had some mental issues (but I'm not making fun of that). He walked all around and looked perfectly happy. I saw him in a Friendly's ice cream parlor one day sitting at the counter. He was eating an ice cream cone, had it all over his face, moustache, beard, and it just looked so cute because he didn't care, he was just lovin' it!

Answer 3

A friend was walking down the road. She was flirting with a bus full of guys (sports team) and walked into a post.

When I was young I walked into the living room after a bath with a towel rapped around me. We had a wood burning stove that was made by the Lilly Co, and the name 'Lilly' was on the door. The towel slipped, so when I bent down to get it I burned my little butt on the stove (it even made a sizzle sound) I jumped forward and danced around. From then on I was teased for having 'Lilly' branded on my back side.

We went TPing one night with a neighbor and his sister. Two went around the house to throw roles over back and forth. The dog started barking and we heard somebody yelling from around the back of the house. I turned to my friend's sister to tell her to run and she was already half way back to her house before I even turned my head.

My uncle went to the grocery store and was in the meat dept. He let one rip, a woman picked up a piece of meat and sniffed, thinking it was the meat, she threw it down and huffed off.

When we were young I made my little sister believe an airplane was a UFO. She threw herself on the ground and started yelling, "No it's not, not it's not!!!!!

I hope you thought these were funny.

Answer 4

This is true and you are welcome to rofl if it makes you.

I went in supply room to get come copy paper at work. The door closes itself and opens inward. On my way out, I dropped something at the door. Not thinking I bent down in front of the door to pick it up and WHAM, someone else came in, popped my head with the door, almost knocked me down. It actually was quite funny, left a good looking goose-egg on my noggin. Did hurt like h3ll and taught me not to bend over in front of a door again.

Answer 5

I once came home after training(I do martial arts) and I was so tired that I hit my head against the front door and I fell on my but.After a minute a big big and ugly bump appeared on my forehead.My friends laughed a lot about it and so did I!Lol!I'll be more careful next time.

Answer 6

the day we met I asked a lady to marry me and she thought I was crazy. we started dating and when we got engaged I told her " here is the ring, put it on. " She did as nine months later we were married. she still thought I was crazy 30 years later before her death.