demonstrate it now,prove it!
Lol,good luck!♥
2007-07-01 04:08:58 · 14 answers · asked by Cutie ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk case, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The frozen veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
2007-07-01 04:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
these 3 guys go into a convent and ask the mother superior do you have any midiget nuns. she says no, so they got to the next one and ask the same thing angain no, they go all over the town asking the same question and keep getting the same answer. finally they see a head quarters for nuns they go in ask the mother superior there if there is any midiget nuns in the world. she says sorry there aren't any at all. they turn to their friend and say see i told you that you screwed a penguin
2007-07-01 11:32:21 · answer #2 · answered by prince charming 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See, see, I'm doing cartwheels in the rain. That should prove my sense of humor is the greates...OWWW! Dam trees
2007-07-01 11:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by Candice 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your friend Jack was stuck on a horse. Would you help Jack off the horse?
2007-07-01 11:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i must have a good sense of humor b/c i keep seeing my paycheck and keep going back to work
2007-07-01 11:19:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey cutie did you get a parking ticket... because you have FINE written all over you.
2007-07-01 11:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
guy walks into the dentist's office and says
DOC! DOC! My teeth are turnin' yellow what do I do??
Doc says:
Get a brown tie
2007-07-01 11:16:48 · answer #7 · answered by BOOM 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm I hear 2 amuse you. Make you laugh. Funny like a clown? I think not!!!:P
2007-07-01 11:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yes i have a little good one
2007-07-01 15:03:08 · answer #9 · answered by DIDO 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU WOULD NOT BE IN POLLS AND SURVEYS IF YOU DIDN'T,SOME OF THE QUESTIONS ARE ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU A CASE OF PERMANENT HICK CUPS.
2007-07-01 11:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by kman1830 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋