As in, gifts to people on here. I can't count how many I'd give away. I'd give a vacation to Bahamas for Pangel. A new car to I Walk Funny. Squirrel would get a trip to Europe for 2 months. Loka would not get a trip, but her own designer. Thrice would get her own cookie shop in a mall somewhere...and the list goes on.
What would you give?
2007-06-30 20:03:14 · 21 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Zero Cool gets to own a publishing company, we need more of that kind of cool...
Kallan gets a few weeks in Jamaica...
Gawdzilla gets whatever a fiery lizard wants!
Run, James, Run gets an hour special on HBO
Gandalf gets a month in Mexico, in January...
Squirrel gets immunity from this forum's "tribal council"
Dear Laptop... you get a special fundie shield! Never to be stalked or deleted again!
Acid Zebra gets 40,000 points...
Loka gets to BE a designer... her avatars are splendid...
Gorgrous TW gets her own art gallery
2007-07-01 03:58:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Europe for 2 months? That'd be sweet. Paris, then Madrid, then Amsterdam. Then a bike ride to Germany. Yeah, that'd be sweet.
For Laptop, I would get a good health care package for her family for life; Father K I would give season tickets to the LA Lakers; Pangel I would get a trip to Tibet; Godzilla I would get a new house; and for Jimbo I would get a science book -- I mean -- a Steinway or something -- an instrument of his choice. Oh, I noticed gorgeoustxwoman is on -- I would get her a long vacation!
2007-07-01 03:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Do they have to be tangible things?
Second Squirreling would get immunity from stupid people.
Markyyy would get a trip to my home city, so we could chill outside of the coffee shop for a while.
Loka would get an endless collection of avatars. Oh wait . . . .
Jack B would get a loving but platonic hug. I have great affection for him.
Ramjet and rp would get 5 minutes of complete access to all broadcast signals to spread their unconditional love to all people. They could possibly bring us world peace with just a few minutes of air time.
Thrice would get a paid lifetime membership to a baking supplies shop, so that she could run that cookie shop you're giving her.
And you . . . I'd give you some kind of shield to protect your kids from their peers' hatefulness.
Sorry if I left anyone out.
2007-07-01 11:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A designer? Whaa? You really think I'm that much of a redneck that I need a personal designer? Lmao.
Hey, I'd *still* take the trip, just change the destination (maybe? I still want to go to Holland you know), but I hear Chile's Atacama Desert is a great place to go stargazing! They have a giant optical telescopes down there! It would be awesome to see the brilliance of the southern Milky Way, the magellanic clouds, and southern cross under a pristine sky.
2007-07-01 10:48:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A new car for Red Queen and a vacation to Paris for her and her kids and new home any place she wants it.
For Buttercup I think a month in Switzerland to enjoy the fresh air of a new beginning.
For Epona a welcome party in Albaquerque in her new home as well.
For Thrice I would love to give her all that she desires and more. Thrice is a loving and giving lady and she deserves all of it!
I'd give Squirrel a hug and a kiss on the cheek on his way to Europe.
2007-07-01 12:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd give Loka a ticket to Denmark or the Netherlands or Iceland with the visit to Russia :D
2007-07-01 11:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm - I'd have to think on that.
I'd get you a smaller, more powerful, easier to transport laptop.
I'd get Judas Rabbi a new hat - he needs one.
I'd get Bran Muffin some butter and jelly - and try to learn to love bran muffins.
For Godzilla I'd get a series of mini cityscapes so he can stomp them at his own pleasure. And a date with Mothra.
For Hexley, a brand new outfit of red vinyl - complete with horns and tail. Or maybe RulerLady would like that better - hmmm.. a conundrum.
Parakeet gets a new bigger cage, a bigger fresh cuttle bone, and all the seeds she(?) could ever want, and a human to wait upon her and feed her fruit and care for her all the time.
Gorgeoustxwoman gets a lovely new hat - one befitting a proper southern lady.
I'll have to add more later.
2007-07-01 03:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
if i could, I would give the gift of healing, (complete and total health) to Debra M, and Susan J. just to name a few.
there are so many on here that need it.
but these are the things that we can give.
we can give understanding. to those that have different beliefs than we do.
we can give love to the unlovable.
we can give peace, to our neighbors.
and we can give honest caring answers.
we can also give each other the freedom to ask a question that we do not agree with, without reprisal.
2007-07-01 17:32:30 · answer #8 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd give:
Donkey all of his former points back,
Handbasket a nice new one every week,
Debra M a complete cure,
Southpaw a winning lottery ticket ...
for starters.
[Edit]
Also new running shoes for James,
and a tour of the world's best golf courses for Father K.
2007-07-01 03:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by Clare † 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd give the gift of education in the hope that it would convince people not to be indoctrinated into the ignorance that is christianity.
2007-07-01 03:06:44 · answer #10 · answered by billystinkfinger 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋