Are your kids funny? Please share your story ...?

Question

Do your kids do the silliest things? I'd love to hear from you.

Answer 1

My daughter was about 4 years old.
My daughter and my dad went for a walk and my dad found a dollar on the ground and gave it to my daughter.
She proudly put it in her purse.
The next morning, I was in the kitchen making breakfast.
She came walking slowly into the kitchen all sad looking.
I said, What's the matter?
She said, I had a dream I had 2 dollars and when I woke up I only had 1 dollar.
I felt bad for her and gave her another dollar.

The next morning, she came running into the kitchen all excited and silly acting and said, Mommy Mommy I had a dream I had 5 dollars..... tee hee

She tried, but I laughed and hugged her and said nice try.

~faith

Answer 2

Can't really think of anything funny to share right now. I've been up since 4:00 am. Enjoy this Christmas with your daughter. This may be the last one where she believes in Santa. My nine year old son found out a couple of weeks ago that Santa is not real. He was devastated and is still having a hard time believing that he's not real. He says, "This is going to be the worst Christmas ever".

Answer 3

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Answer 4

My son talks while the dentist works on his teeth. His mouth is held wide open with those things dentists use, but he manages to talk.... very talented, indeed. He also gurgles the liquid that gathers in his mouth while the doctor is working... that way the helper knows when she has to use that sucking tool. Before the doctor worked on his teeth at the second visit, he said to the doctor, " Please, do it right this time, because the last time you did it wrong." (his mouth was hurting for a week- he refused to eat). This is just the most recent incident, but he always comes up with something. I have a picture of him with our Chihuahua on my 360 page.... and another quote.

Answer 5

All of our children have so much their very own personality. Very much so We have two girls that are very shy tho. Sweet girls, but very shy Didnt get it from us tho hahaha
One son is funny around ppl he knows and quiet around those he doesnt know. But, we have a son and a daughter who are non stop jokers and both are so funny. From little children into adulthood , those two just can make anyone laugh Dont believe in spanking, found other things work better. But with those two , even if you wanted to spank , you couldnt, because they would say something to crack us up and you culdnt even do it. I wouldnt know where to start with a story, as there are so many. But, I will tell one that for now stands out in my mind. When John was about 11 years old, we had a b/day party for him, and it was a sleepover, a lot of fun. Lights down low and telling scarrey stories with the kids laughing and carrying on , as kids do. Suddenly we dont see John, and all are wondering, where did he go? About that time, he walks into the room, had a dark thing wrapped around him, looking like the hunched over Elephant Man. He had put tons of weiners in his mouth, and his face was all deformed, had one little light on at the end of the hall, so all could see his face, and he came in and for about 10 minutes or so, did the most outragoues performance of the elephant man, from the movie, not in mocking that man, but in mocking in general the attitudes ppl have, as tho this guy is talking to us requring attention adn love. But, the way he did it, as usual, he was so funny that all of us, were literally almost on the floor in absolute stitches. This son will soon be 40 years old and he is still like that. so is daughter Mary at age 30. Our grandkids are very outgoing too and some are surely taking after their parents and have that zany , whacky, just too funny sense of humor. The two that are the funniest, when they were in school, the teachers told us it was hard to dicipline then for acting up in class and being the class clown, cuz you couldnt stay mad long enough to try and correct them. Yes we understand that. hahahaha Just has been a bunch of laughs with these kids. The others can be funny in their own way, but never around ppl they dont know.
We walked into Johns job awhile back , he is a part time waiter plus his other job. WEll, he didnt know we were there, and he had gone up to collect money from some in line, and didnt see us at all. He had the whole bunch standing in a circle as he was telling jokes and I tell you it was like watching a clean version of George Carlin on stage and he was at work. He was that way as a baby. Mary too.
The kids have provided us with so much enjoyment , and we know it will continue. God bless you Great question. And its good, cuz its nice to think on only the good things sometimes. Trying to lead others to Jesus is fun, but can be so very serious, as it is serious business. Souls are at stake. So, its nice to just kick back and remember and do some good old belly laughing. amen.

Anxious to see all your answers.

Answer 6

My son came home from preschool after learning about the United States, and he kept calling it "My Knighted States," I guess he thought his teacher was saying Your Knighted States instead of United States!

Answer 7

well i dont have any kids but i do spend alot of time with my baby cousins i think the cute thing that the oldest one does she is three and my mom use to do piggy went to market on her toes since she was a baby. and when she began to talk if anyone else would try to do it she would tell them no only auntie can do it. and then she would run up to my mom and go auntie do piggies on my toes. Now she has an 8mth old brother and she will sit next to him and play with his toes and try doing piggies on his toes. if you ask her what she is doing she says im doing piggies on my brothers toes. and she will sometimes run up to my mom and say auntie will you do piggies on my brothers toes. she is so adorable

The my cousin the 8mnth old he has a thing with taking his foot and turn it side ways, a very weird way and sticking the whole thing in his mouth and the funny thing is he wont suck on his thumb or fingers he will only suck on his foot

Answer 8

here's a funny:

a long time ago when my daughter was about 5, she came to me in the kitchen and said "mommy, do people say 'pewf' or 'fewf'?"

I looked at her quizzically and said, "can you please explain that further?" (I always spoke intelligently to my children)

she looked at me with very serious intelligent eyes and said "well, like when you don't slip on something and you say "PEWF!" "

So I said "well, I suppose you can choose whichever you think you would like to say then"

She paused for a moment and tilted her head, rubbing her little chin and said "well,.... I think I'm going to saaaaaaayyyy ...... PEWF!..... AND fewf!"

My husband and I had such a huge laff over that one.....
to this day, I say "pewf AND fewf" when I've managed to avoid the odd inevidable foible..... LOL

I got a million of em!

Once when my son lost his tooth, he literally lost it and was so upset because of course, he couldn't put it under his pillow for dad to give him a twoonie.
My daughter was laffing at his misfortune and I said to her - you really should help your brother find his tooth. Remember when you are hurt or sad, he usually helps you.
She disappeared for a half hour and came running back to me with a piece of paper saying "here mommy I drew this picture. He can put this picture under his pillow and maybe daddy can still give him the twoonie"
.... of course it was a picture of a tooth.

when my youngest daughter was just under a year old, and still nursing in the evening, we were laying down on the bed and I was talking to her as I usually did. All of a sudden she very slllooooowwwwwly began to lift her arm all the while looking at me. I didn't know what it was about, but when I moved my hand to touch her, she quickly put her arm down and smiled.... then she slllloowwwwly lifted her arm again all the while looking me in the eye. I got that she wanted me to tickle her armpit - we bust a gut laffing at that one.

blessings :)

Answer 9

My 9 year old son is very funny.

My brother, Dean, is a high school English teacher and always has a very strong opinion about everything and will go on at length to support his opinion. My son apparently noticed this and walked up to his uncle while he was pontificating about something and patted him on the cheek and said, "Aww, its the respectable Deanie Weanie."

We are still laughing about that one!

Answer 10

I don't have kids of my own...but I've been around a lot of kids.....nephews and neices and my own youngest sister (late surprise from mom and dad)
anyways....i gave my 8 yr old nephew 10 bucks to go and get a carton of yogurt only (the grocery store is right around the corner from our house) anyways, he comes back with the yogurt carton (which costs 1 buck) plus chips, candy bars, lollipops and other things....when i asked him why he bought all that stuff...he shrugged his shoulders and said 'what was i supposed to do with the rest of the money.

and my other nephew...when he was around 4 yrs old....got upset once when his mother bathed his 8 months old sister....he kept standing at the door the whole time and wailing, saying things like 'you're killing her!' , 'get her out she'll drown', finally he went and called 999 (emergency services) and told them his mom was drowning his sister......you can imagine what happened next :)