They came to me in a vision. They are invisible though, so you can't see them. But TRUST me they are there. And wouldn't you be better off believing in them just to be on the safe side?
Also, these aliens require that you place a dollar a day underneath the floor mat outside your front door. And don't try to cheat and look for them! Just have faith!
The other thing is this - they have a set of rules that everyone has to follow. They do kind of change their mind regularly though, so you'd better cover all of your basis and do whatever they say. What do they say? Well, there's a lot of different opinions so just do your best.
And most important of all - they are watching you all the time. They are psychic and can read your mind. They HATE human sexuality or anything fun, so don't even think about trying anything like that.
It's VERY important that you teach your children. Otherwise they'll take them to the Prison Planet forever.
Now don't get out of line. Pleasant dreams.
2007-06-30 18:03:29 · 21 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Justbe - No, the money keeps you off of the Prison Planet (well, that and doing whatever the aliens say). If you are extra good they will take you to the Planet of Chocolate Mountains and Sody-pop Oceans. There everything is nice and pretty and you'll live forever without pain. So cough up some dough.
2007-06-30 18:09:08 · update #1
fhsaunders - You sir, are the worst kind of heretic!
2007-06-30 18:10:13 · update #2
obsvnt - Luckily, I sell the mats. I have thousands and these are very special mats because they.....keep pixies and fairies from stealing the money. Yes, you need to buy MY mats. No other mat will do. DID YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE? MAT'S FOR SALE!
2007-06-30 18:12:12 · update #3
michael t - NO! WRONG! THEY ARE NOT ANGELS! THEY ARE ALIENS!
2007-06-30 18:13:25 · update #4
tomcat - You speak with the voice of a TRUE PROPHET! Surely you must be in touch with the great alien race!
2007-06-30 18:27:43 · update #5
my temporary salvation is my long term salivation as i dream of tendrils both damp and chill corded about my eyelids to prevent my blinking and perchance missing a precious passing moment when my overlords reveal the inner secrets of a mystery deeper than time and space complete with donuts which have been glazed by slimy slugs to prevent madness and mental decay through the power of magnetically grown miracles
2007-06-30 18:23:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do I get if I put 5 dollars under my mat? Does that get me a better seat on the planet?
2007-06-30 18:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by justbe 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there was this yahoo answers thing a year ago about frank, a millionare thing,
basically this guy has a man and woman knock on his door
the man and woman introduce themselves and talk about how frank will give them a million dollars if they stay for some number of years and go over and kiss his *ss everyday,
frank apparently tells them they have to have mustard on their hot dogs
no one ever reported having got the million dollars
ill have to try and dig it up it was very very funny
2007-06-30 18:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother had one, the wheel fell off and we had to push it to shore. Makes about as much sense as your vision does. My friend you have an incredibly vivid imagination that jumps from one scene to another.
Rev. Terry
2007-06-30 18:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by Rev. Terry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow dude! I think your onto something big here..Those aliens must be the "Elohim"lets figure out a way to see them then kick their butts all the way back to outer space!!!
2007-06-30 18:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by sammie jane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, they are Nibiru. Their planet rotates through our system every 3,000 years. That's where all the BC Gods evolved from.
2007-06-30 18:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a low grade movie to me.
2007-06-30 18:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by simplesimon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are supposed to remain secret. Don't tell anyone else or we will be forced to do nasty things to you while you sleep. You'd better leave us $2 from now on.....
2007-06-30 18:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by pixie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah they are called Angels , and they report all the right and wrong doing's that we do to God.
everyone has two assigned to them, while one is flying to the Heavens to make a report the other one is by your side protecting you and observing you.
2007-06-30 18:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by michael t 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ahahahahha
when i read the title i just pictured a group of invisible aliens starring at fat guy eating a donut saying "oohhh he shouldn't be eating that, tisk tisk."
2007-06-30 18:20:12 · answer #10 · answered by thejoyfaction 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋