The Bible:
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
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IN DA BGINNG GOD CREAETD DA H3AEVN AND DA EARTH!!1!11 AND TEH 3ARTH WAS WITHOUT FORM AND VOID AND DARKN3S WAS UPON DA FAEC OF DA DEP!!!!! OMG WTF LOL AND TEH SPIRIT OF GOD MOVED UPON TEH FAEC OF DA W8RS
AND!1!1! GOD SADE LET THEYRE B LIGHT AND THEIR WAS LIGHT!!1!! LOL AND GOD SAW DA LIGHT TAHT IT WAS GOD AND GOD DIVIEDD DA LIGHT FROM TEH DARKN3S
AND!!1!11!!! OMG WTF LOL GOD CALED TEH LIGHT DAY AND TEH DARKN3S HA CALED NIGHT!!!11!!1 AND DA 3VENNG AND DA MORNNG W3R3 TEH FIRST DAYAND!11!! WTF LOL GOD SADE LET THEYRE B A FIRMMENT IN TEH MIDST OF DA W8RS AND LAT IT DIVIED TEH W8RS FROM TEH W8RS
2007-06-30 17:31:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-06-30 17:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Actually correctly translated it is "and the earth became formless and void"
God created the heavens and the earth in the first verse. The following verses take place after all that.
2007-06-30 17:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I disagree. You have your free will. You will never understand the Bible without the Holy Spirit.
2007-06-30 17:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two thumbs up in the category of n00b!
2007-06-30 17:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
category: your idiomacy
type: N00B human
dude, you want to stay where you are be my guest, but its hard to explain someone who is truly don't want to understands the bible, beside some is stupid enough to make fun of it
But GOD loves you, anyways!!!
this is young RETARDED GENERATION is SUCKS
2007-06-30 17:38:44 · answer #5 · answered by steven25t 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats actually the original greek. dont mock you go to hell for that. or is it hebrew sorry its the orginal hebrew god forgive me.
2007-06-30 17:35:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahah!! That' so funny...or shall I say..
LMAO!!:} Datsa funy.
2007-06-30 17:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by Georgia Girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋