A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine…
“You’re a dumb-looking button!” “You don’t have much of a future, either!” “You’re going to be replaced by a much better looking button!” “I’ve got better looking buttons than you in my dresser drawer!”
Thinking she flipped her lid, her boyfriend walks over to see what the fuss is about.
“What in the heck are you doing?” her boyfriend asks.
The blonde quickly points to the sign on the front of the machine that reads… “DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE”
2007-06-30 17:07:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't know what is worse:
1. The joke?
2. The fact that "Sana" doesn't get it?
3. The fact that "Sana" can't spell "sadely?"
Wow.
2007-06-30 17:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by ea_villeneuve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the blonde spent 8 hours in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wants to know what she looks like when she's asleep
It's a classic. Haha!
2007-07-01 01:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by hannie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny, I might have to use that someday.
To the people who didn't get it:
It says "depress" as in "make sad" so the blonde is trying to make it feel bad about itself. Haha.
2007-07-01 02:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by emmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-07-01 00:12:55 · answer #4 · answered by Erik D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait, does she say it all with a Ukranian accent. I tink I nobe this blonde
2007-07-01 05:04:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny. im blonde haha
2007-07-01 01:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny you need a career in this.
2007-07-01 07:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by RagingNaruto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... now there is a ditzy blonde if I ever heard of one!
2007-07-01 00:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadley i don't get it
2007-07-01 00:15:41 · answer #9 · answered by chika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! nice one.
2007-07-01 00:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by elsa c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋