I can't imagine a pirate on Heaven.
2007-06-30 16:51:20 · 22 answers · asked by Lost. at. Sea. 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Every good sailor has a sense of adventure. Capt Kirk was a sailor - 'To boldly go where no man has gone before'. Sure you can Sailcat - you just have to find the right figurehead.
2007-06-30 16:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've heard the river Styx is beautiful to sail on. I'd make a pretty good pirate myself. Let's go sailing sometime.
2007-07-01 00:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the story of the rich man and Lazarus in Luke 16:24, the rich man asks Abraham to send Lazarus over the chasm to where he is at in hell and for Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water to cool the rich man's tongue........so, do you really think there's water to float your boat in hell??? Better find another hobby that involves fire, not water!!
2007-07-01 00:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by connie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there IS supposed to be a lake of fire, although that would require some modifications to your boat. Like making everything out of asbestos. LOL
Raji
2007-06-30 23:57:32 · answer #4 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Charon has exclusive rights to sailing down there. If you bring some pennies he'll let you ride. And if you're extra nice he'll let you try on his sailor hat.
2007-06-30 23:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am afraid that you need to do all the sailing here if you do not choose heaven. : (
2007-06-30 23:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by Ulrika 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pirates were very democratic. So hell is the place I want to be.
2007-06-30 23:54:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I've heard the River Styx is good sailing.
2007-06-30 23:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by keri gee 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You aren't allowed to sail in Hell. The fine is two dollars. And you DON'T take your money with you when you die so you won't be able to pay the fine.
2007-06-30 23:54:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, but, you do get to become Satan's sex slave and he will sail his little ship in places you won't appreciate much.
2007-06-30 23:59:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋