Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.'
2007-06-30 16:38:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard a similar one, where the punch line was a bit quicker to get, but it was nice.
Here is a joke
At a picnic for a Catholic school, the Mother Superior stacked a pile of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying: "Take only one apple please -- remember, God is watching."
At the other end of the table, there was a large pile of delicious chocolate cookies, on which a third grade student had placed a sign saying:
"Take all the cookies you want -- God is watching the apples."
I got it in my newsletter. I know its old but it made me laugh again so I thought I would share. And I love Tae kwon Do too.:)
2007-07-01 00:43:43 · answer #1 · answered by swd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its 4.45 in the morning, I havnt slept and due to get up in little over an hour. But u put a smile on my face :)
2007-06-30 16:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah poor girl 9/10 <<>>
2007-07-01 10:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by kendal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but I've heard it already
2007-06-30 16:58:33 · answer #4 · answered by Princess Em 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. A star for you.
2007-07-01 02:37:49 · answer #5 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! LOL! LOL!
St Paul sure has a great sense of humour!! ;P
2007-06-30 20:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by DiL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouchhhhhh lol but funny
2007-06-30 17:38:11 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhh
that took me awahile but woah! ha
2007-06-30 16:43:12 · answer #8 · answered by anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the guy must be ugly
2007-06-30 17:04:16 · answer #9 · answered by prankstar25 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had to think about it but got there in the end!! i like it!
2007-06-30 20:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by Sensible Lil 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋