An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply,
"For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here.
2007-06-30 16:18:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny and Scary at the same time..... I used to be a Correctional Officer in Texas. . . . Due to Ruiz vs Estelle this "joke" is VERY accurate.
The timeing is dead on. The letter would get read and notification would go to the investigators. The letter would still get sent.. even with the information in it. Investigators would monitor his mail and allow the letter to be delivered BEFORE digging up the garden.
2007-06-30 16:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by Texas Tiger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever and Funny!!lol .Do you think it would work for me, I need my yard dug for a cement patio?
2007-06-30 16:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by IOWA HAWKEYES 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good have a star---and one from my son.
2007-06-30 16:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes good but very old joke
2007-06-30 16:21:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very old
2007-06-30 17:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, very good.hahahaha
2007-06-30 16:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by sonofEatonWrite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohh I think thats sweet...in a f***** up way, but still sweet.. :D
2007-06-30 16:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by AnNeTtE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it still makes me laugh ........
2007-06-30 21:25:44 · answer #8 · answered by casha1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! I haven't heard that one! lol!
2007-06-30 16:27:36 · answer #9 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny!!!
2007-06-30 17:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋