A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.
She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much the bird cost. The owner said it was $50. Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She told the owner that she still wanted the bird. The pet shop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
2007-06-30 15:23:23 · 13 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad." A couple hours later, the woman's two teenage daughters returned from school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new working girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but than began to laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later, the woman's husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new working girls; same old faces. Hi George!"
2007-06-30 15:23:41 · update #1
hah i laugh at all your funny jokes
2007-06-30 15:51:38 · answer #1 · answered by Hayden Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-01 03:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by beachy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha.
2007-06-30 15:29:56 · answer #3 · answered by MAVSFANATIC41 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O_O
Oh my God!
*implodes from laughter*
2007-06-30 16:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is the funniest joke i have ever heard, lol. unbelievably funny
2007-06-30 15:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by kaymanislandboy0 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
OMG
I like this
I saw it when u posted it but I couldnt answer then
2007-07-01 07:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahha too funny =] lol. im usin this sometime =]
2007-06-30 15:52:18 · answer #7 · answered by liveitup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, you get a star!!!
2007-06-30 15:32:07 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Jennifer♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that's reallly funny. love it
2007-06-30 16:14:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-06-30 15:28:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋