What are some funny things to put on a father's T-Shirt for his birthday.?

Question

I'm thinking of things like "Bank of Dad"

His name (nickname from childhood) is Buddy, something like
"Bud-wiser - King of Dads" might be fun.

Or a funny line with his kids pictures.
like "The cause of my gray hair"


Any ideas would be helpful.

I'm helping my nieces make T Shirts for thier Dad's birthday in late July.

Answer 1

Getting married -$25,000
Having children - $250, 000
Sending children to college - $200,000
Having them call me Dad - priceless

Answer 2

haha, okay here is a good one...

I love that "Bank of dad" idea...put do something like this...

1. Get a Black T-shirt
2. Put in white letters "BOD"
3. And then in small letters below it put "Bank Of Dad"
4. and then have a picture of a broken piggy-bank, that has only a few pennies in it.
5. and then in small letters put "But we still love him"

lol. or be creative and do something simular.

Answer 3

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids.

Kids - can't live with 'em - can't shoot 'em.

Raising kids is kinda like getting pecked to death by a duck.

Odds are if your parents didn't have kids, you won't either.

I'm not losing my hair - I'm just growing up through it.

(With pictures) Look what followed me home - can I keep 'em?

Answer 4

You can find some great idea for father t-shirts at Celebratory Tees: http://www.celebratorytees.com/best_father.html

Answer 5

The only thing a dad can do to save his kids from bad dates is
become SUPERDAD and karate-chop them with his super karate powers
or
Thanks to my kids, my credit card number is 000-0000--00000 etc.

Answer 6

ya you can have one printed up saying-------- Hey who are these kids and why are they call me dad and have little kids printed on it.

Answer 7

"Sugar Daddy"