I can at least give you specific answers instead of the generic ones that religion gives you.
2007-06-30 13:46:57 · 19 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Green Dragon - Yes, but that's ok. PS I predict that you are a fan of the art work of Michael Whelan.
2007-06-30 13:50:41 · update #1
Sai - Yes, I know what you are thinking and doing those sorts of things with a gerbil isn't very human. Plus, that's very perverted.
2007-06-30 13:51:41 · update #2
Grits - Those images were HILARIOUS. Here, let's see if you can get back the ones I'm sending of Pat Robertson and Donny Osmond.
2007-06-30 13:52:50 · update #3
Spike - Luckily for everyone in the world, there's a serial killer with a photo of you, taken with a telephoto lense hanging on his wall.
2007-06-30 13:54:37 · update #4
Andrew - Jesus can't cure your epilepsy either. You should go to a doctor.
2007-06-30 13:55:29 · update #5
Skyhawk and Joslyn - I'll send you an invoice.
2007-06-30 13:56:47 · update #6
Donald Cassidy - 2 4 13 25 34 38
2007-06-30 13:58:23 · update #7
Monkey Business - The kind I LIKE.
2007-06-30 13:58:52 · update #8
robin - I predict that you will be in hell right next to me for being judgemental and thinking you can sentence other people to hell. (Or a mental hospital.)
2007-06-30 14:25:28 · update #9
If you're psychic, you should be really amused by the images I'm sending you right now involving some corncobs.
Sylvia Browne has already got that market cornered.
2007-06-30 13:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wont instantly reject your powers or make fun of them, in fact I trust that you do have psychic powers, and believe that they are a gift from God, and that you should use them for God, the only other thing I want to pont out is this:
Jesus doesn't need psychic powers, He knows all. And about the generic answers, LIfe is a test on whether you are worthy of heaven or not, if He told you what to do, then how would you learn. It is better to make a mistake and fix it then to make a mistake and get lectured on how it is done right. If I am told how to fix my problem by you, then I what would I learn, if I am given direction by god, then I can find my own way and learn how it is done.
I won't tell you what to do, only that The Lord and I want you to use your powers for God and all that He stands for.
Praise Jesus, our Lord and Savior.
2007-06-30 20:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by the_master_of_mario 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If you have Psychic Powers then you will know that you will be spending eternity in Hell, totally separated from God. I feel sorry for you, and will be praying for you. You are sick and in need of a psychiatrist. Either that or you seriously need to be committed.
The Bible, and my relationship with Jesus Christ is the only thing that I need.
2007-06-30 21:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by robin rmsclvr25 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure , if you can walk on water , cure me of my epilepsy . Provide my needs like Jesus does .
2007-06-30 20:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would but Jesus at least didn't sound like a moron the way you do. By the way, your psychic powers suck if you don't already know that you sound stupid.
2007-06-30 20:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My non-existent psychic powers are as strong as anybody's,especially a dead persons.
2007-06-30 20:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So when did you test your "powers" with Jesus? And why does it seem that all you really care about is money?
2007-06-30 20:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by luvapple 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hi dad here if you are psycho pick the next six numbers on the lottery for your money and remember on u.s. money it says in GOD we trust so your carrying god around with you all the time or is GOD carrying you amen luv dad bible amen
2007-06-30 20:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heck I'm smart enough not to give a dead person my money so sorry you aren't getting it either.
;-)
2007-06-30 21:13:53 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you might be right, but than again how would we know, and how can WE get you toyur money
2007-06-30 20:50:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋