a man just bought a new car to celebrate and was testing it out by going a hundred miles an hour down a town road, the road was empty but a police car was turning a corner and saw him, the police followed and put his lights on, the man saw this and sped up, ebentually the man gave up and pulled over. the police officer got out and said "im nearly off duty, you give me a good enough reason for your actions and I will forgot about it." the man replies "well I just found out my wife has ran off with a police man. I thought you were giving her back"
2007-06-30
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