George Bush vs Tony Blair, 5 three minute rounds, who'd win?

Question

Boxing only - excludes kicking, martial arts, weapons

Answer 1

hopefullt blair cos i wish bush a horrible death, like he's caused hundreds of thousands of other deaths...but i'd be happy if they carried on till both died. blair is not much better than bush...

he f@cked this country up this past 10 years

Answer 2

Bush is pretty small. I'd put my money on Blair. Blair has a boxing face too. No amount of punching is going to make it uglier. Bush is a pretty-boy. Those who talk tough are usually the weakest.

Answer 3

Which George Bush? The father was in the Navy so I'd bet on him, but if it's his son, well then my moneys on Blair, he's got more spring in his step.

Answer 4

Bush calls his boy Cheney, who promptly shoots Blair/ the deer for the win.

Answer 5

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"

Answer 6

Its wrong to have two homosexuals in love fight eachother, but if they did, bush would loose because he would run out of energy in the first round and blair would sissy slap him for points

Answer 7

Well since ol' boy George doesn't have a brain, he probably can't fell pain. Sadly I have to say him because of that.

Answer 8

Demure!
Your lovely!
What was the question?
Oh yea!
It wouldn't happen because if you said fight Bush would run away like he did in Vietnam!

Answer 9

They'd both send someone else into the ring to do their fighting for them...they're used to that !

Answer 10

Since they're both chicken s***t, after the first three minutes you wouldn't be able to find either one, so your guess is as good as mine.