I`ve been bed stricken for two and a half a years. I consume somewhere around 5,000 carlories per day. On top of that I have veracose veins in my legs.
In light of all that I`ve been reading muscle magazines for 4 years, and I`m ready to become the next MR.Universe. Anybody have any workout routines that might help me reach my goal? My mama told me I can do anything I put my mind to. So, by golly I`m ready!!!!
2007-06-30 10:23:46 · 11 answers · asked by Future 5 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
Eat the current Mr. Universe, then threaten to eat anyone who competes. Yumm....with some bbq sauce.
2007-06-30 11:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by Carol S 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
If you become as large as the universe, then maybe you could be called 'Mr. Universe.'
If you are serious about body building then you need to get out of bed and get on the steroids and amphetamines to help you. Then you should watch your diet too.
2007-06-30 17:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by the Boss 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
lol ...
stop consuming 5000 calories a day!!!
I only eat < 1000 calories / day..
and I excersise when I can and drink alot of water..
If you are really that big then obviously you do not care about yourself.. I cant imagine now any sane person would allow themselves to get that huge.
2007-06-30 17:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
You are not fat, a overweight person would not ask something like that
2007-06-30 17:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD!!!!! 776lbs and struck by a bed!!!! How unlucky can a person get. If you're going to ask a dumb question, at least use proper English. It would be bed ridden.
2007-06-30 17:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by D28Guy 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
You are such a liar if you were bed stricken how can you use the computer to ask this stupid question because thats not funny
2007-06-30 17:44:16 · answer #6 · answered by .:Wanda:. 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
are you kidding? you trying to make fun of overweight people? but ok, try to do sit ups.
2007-06-30 17:27:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anon omus 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
too late, I'm so fat, I AM the universe!
2007-06-30 17:31:49 · answer #8 · answered by Sue Naumy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol shut up man.
2007-06-30 17:30:09 · answer #9 · answered by Ray Dubb 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You're not funny.
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2007-06-30 17:30:51 · answer #10 · answered by Kacky 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋