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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.
The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she
got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm
already working on a murder case!"

2007-06-30 10:21:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

*i stared it yay me

2007-07-02 16:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by taffeta 1 · 0 0

55

2007-06-30 18:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by Lardshark 1 · 0 0

i gave you a star good job lol its funny (r u a blond u only blonds can dis them selfs like that) lol

2007-07-01 13:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not bad. Usually blond jokes are offensive.

2007-06-30 17:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by kk 4 · 1 0

Hahahahaha! That's hilarious!

2007-06-30 17:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL! That's Hysterical!

2007-06-30 17:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by Shannon_Brooke_ 3 · 0 0

haha thats funny

2007-06-30 17:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by ginagirl 2 · 1 0

that's a good one

2007-06-30 17:24:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

it dosent relly make me laugh so i cant give u a star sorry

2007-06-30 17:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

its funny bubt its been widley talked about/

2007-06-30 17:24:26 · answer #10 · answered by oh ya 2 · 0 0

This is very funny.

2007-06-30 17:23:43 · answer #11 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 0 0

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