Some KIDS come to me tellin me "Joe Smith WAS a Prophet!!!!" " The Book of Mormon IS another testament of Christ!"
they go: "Pray and Ask the Holy Spirit about this" ( I Did and,....so far as I can tell) 1.) 'Smitty' was a Racist
2.)He was a Wonderful Storyteller 3.)He had multiple wives(which i dont knock him for that;some of the prophets did it)
3.) I looked thru that Blue book & saw too many Nordic-Anglo saxon people in it(which turned me off) which goes back to #1 listed above
4.)Smitty was a Criminal(or he was always gettin into trouble with the law) He got 'Tar&Feathered' once and People was always runnin him up outta town!
5.) The wild "Gold-Plates" story (Scriptures are written on Parchment&the Commandments was written on Stone...why does Joey get Gold-plates?????)
6.) these KIDS that are recruiters arent even Educated about Joey Smith&the Mormons,... Instead theyre Indoctorinated
I know more about their history than They do!
2007-06-30
09:45:26
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7.) the Book of Mormon looks like ,...somebody took some Bible exterpts&some Bible Study-guides and used that to "make" the book of mormon(So they can say "See! this matches the Bible!" "so u KNOW God spoke to Smitty!")
2007-06-30
09:47:46 ·
update #1
Joey Smith is Going to the Lake of Fire during Judgement day,....for being a LIAR
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2007-06-30
09:50:39 ·
update #2
Why do you call Joseph Smith by those offensive diminutives?
1. He was not a racist, he was going to run for president on an abolishionist ticket.
2. Yes, the "stories" he told his family were the ones told to him by the angel Moroni and if you read his mother's FULL account, you would know that.
3. How can people from the Middle East be Nordic/Anglo Saxon?
4. Just because people get arrested does not mean they did anything wrong. He was never convicted of any crime, never indicted, and tarred and feathered for no reason other than he claimed to be prophet. While he was being t&f, his baby son lay dying, because his father was busy being t&f.
5. There is evidence of things being written on metal plates back then.
6. Just because our missionaries don't know the anti-Mormon version of our history, does not mean you know more than they do. In fact, I think you are the one indoctrinated, by teh anti-Mormons.
2007-07-01 00:47:51
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If Joseph Smith had the Internet.....
Helen Mar Kimball sits on her bed, computer in her lap.
sweetiepie14 (online)
Suddenly a pop-up message appears on her computer screen: nastyboyJS wants to chat ~ ACCEPT/DENY ~ She accepts.
nastyboyJS: hi. got your address from heber.
sweetiepie14: my dad?? who is this?
nastyboyJS: brother joseph
sweetiepie14: oh! hi!!! wow!
nastyboy14: how RU?
sweetiepie14: ur a nastyboy???
nastyboyJS: j/k - a joke i made up LOL
sweetiepie14: lol
nastyboyJS: R u alone?
sweetiepie14: yes. why?
nastyboyJS: ur sweet
sweetiepie14: LOL
nastyboyJS: and pretty
sweetiepie14: lol
nastyboyJS: when ur dad talks 2 u tonite, listen 2 him
sweetiepie14: what RU talking about?
nastyboyJS: just remember i talk with god, K?
sweetiepie14: k
nastyboyJS: & god tells me what to say
sweetiepie14: k
nastyboyJS: ur perfect
sweetiepie14: ROFL - no
nastyboyJS: i saw you last week in your white dress
sweetiepie14: oh
nastyboyJS: you looked so pure and innocent
sweetiepie14: thx i think ur cute!
nastyboyJS: thats good. real good.
sweetiepie14: gotta help mom - ttyl
nastyboyJS: listen 2 ur dad - a commandment by God
sweetiepie14: k cya
Joseph Smith sits at his computer in a hidden location (for his safety).
fanny4U has signed in
nastyboyJS: hi F
fanny4U: hi lover
nastyboyJS: where RU?
fanny4U: @ ur house w/ Emma
nastyboyJS: WTF!
fanny4U: she asked me 2 help her
nastyboyJS: RU OK?
fanny4U: yes - we R BFF again
nastyboyJS: don't trust Emma!!
fanny4U: why?
nastyboyJS: get outa there now! don't say anything!
fanny4U: K - she's coming - brb
nastyboyJS: GET OUT NOW
fanny4U: xoxo ttfn
fanny4U has signed out
OrsonHide has signed in
ZinaBaby has signed in
elizaRsnow has signed in
OrsonHide: hi Joe
nastyboyJS: Orson! guess what?
OrsonHide: what?
nastyboyJS: ur going to jerusalem!
OrsonHide: WTF? A mission?
nastyboyJS: as revealed to me by god
OrsonHide: but what about Marinda?!
nastyboyJS: ur wife'll be taken care of. TRUST ME.
OrsonHide: i guess if god wills it.....
nastyboyJS: oh he does, he does.
nastyboyJS: Zina! Hi!
ZinaBaby: Hi
nastyboyJS: whatcha doin?
ZinaBaby: chatting w/ Henry
nastyboyJS: U should chat w/ me only
ZinaBaby: but he's my husband
nastyboyJS: about that.....
ZinaBaby: ?
nastyboyJS: I dont WANT plural marriage
ZinaBaby: I know, me neither! lol
nastyboyJS: BUT...
nastyboyJS: an angel came 2 me with flaming sword last nite. if i don't do this i'll lose my position and my life!
ZinaBaby: Wow! RU serious??
nastyboyJS: Lord made known to me UR 2B my celestial wife
ZinaBaby: i'll have to pray about this
nastyboyJS: good idea, then you'll know the truth i speak
ZinaBaby: what will Henry say if god wills it?
nastyboyJS: he follows god 2 - all will be well
ZinaBaby: i better go pray
nastyboyJS: lemme know asap
ZinaBaby: brb (praying)
elizaRsnow: hi babe
nastyboyJS: hi e
elizaRsnow: i wrote you another poem
nastyboyJS: kewl
elizaRsnow: inspired by last nite
nastyboyJS: u rawked my world! lol
elizaRsnow: i may be old, but i've got skilz LOL
nastyboyJS: can't wait to see poem
elizaRsnow: i can't believe emma didn't catch us!
nastyboyJS: we can't let that happen
elizaRsnow: i made ur bed this morning and thought of u
nastyboyJS: thx for helping emma at home
elizaRsnow: if it means i'm closer to u, then its all good
nastyboyJS: gotta run
elizaRsnow: luv u
elizaRsnow has signed out
OrsonHide: RU sure??? jerusalem is so far....
nastyboyJS: god wills it
OrsonHide: Y not Chicago?
nastyboyJS: god wills it
OrsonHide: Marinda is scared
nastyboyJS: i'll personally take care of her
OrsonHide: k...i guess if god wills it...
nastyboyJS: never fear u will be blessed
OrsonHide has signed out
EmmaHS has signed in
HeberC has signed in
HeberC: i talked 2 her like u said
nastyboyJS: and?
HeberC: she didn't want 2 @ 1st
nastyboyJS: did u tell her like i told you 2?
HeberC: yes - salvation 4 all of us if she will
nastyboyJS: and?
HeberC: i told her 2 think on it for 24 hrs
nastyboyJS: lemme know ASAP
HeberC: she's a good girl - she'll say yes
nastyboyJS: i hope so as god wills it
HeberC: i know - and i wanna be saved!
nastyboyJS: it depends
HeberC: gonna go talk 2 her again
nastyboyJS: u do that
HeberC has signed out
EmmaHS: hi babe
nastyboyJS: hi u sexy thang
EmmaHS: u know it!
nastyboyJS: gonna B gone 2nite
EmmaHS: not again! Y?
nastyboyJS: more of lords work
EmmaHS: :(
nastyboyJS: i may B gone 3 nites
EmmaHS: im not 2 happy
nastyboyJS: b strong
EmmaHS: its hard
nastyboyJS: ur my light, my life
EmmaHS: i know
nastyboyJS: god will bless u
EmmaHS: fanny was here
nastyboyJS: oh?
EmmaHS: we R friens again
nastyboyJS: b nice!
EmmaHS: Y should i?
nastyboyJS: i told you 2 thats Y
EmmaHS: u better stay away from her
nastyboyJS: of course lol
EmmaHS: im not lol
nastyboyJS: k i promise 2 stay away
EmmaHS: gotta run
nastyboyJS: luv u - cya in 3 days
EmmaHS: as u should
EmmaHS has signed out
sweetiepie14: u still here?
nastyboyJS: HI!!!
sweetiepie14: my dad told me
nastyboyJS: and?
sweetiepie14: Y do u want me??
nastyboyJS: god wills it
sweetiepie14: will it save my kindred?
nastyboyJS: oh yes - salvation for all
sweetiepie14: im scared
nastyboyJS: god will provide - ur a good daughter of god
sweetiepie14: if it will save my family.....
nastyboyJS: say yes and be saved
sweetiepie14: and my family 2 right?
nastyboyJS: its the only way
sweetiepie14: i guess i will then
nastyboyJS: ur a good girl
nastyboyJS: u will be saved now
nastyboyJS: 2morrow nite we will b sealed 4ever
sweetiepie14: 2morrow nite!
nastyboyJS: god says it has to be 2morrow nite
nastyboyJS: ill take good care of you my sweet
nastyboyJS: i promise u eternal salvation
sweetiepie14: im scared!
nastyboyJS: im a prophet of god - b not afraid
sweetiepie14: k i guess
nastyboyJS: follow the prophet and b saved
sweetiepie14: 4 my family
nastyboyJS: oh 1 more thing
sweetiepie14: ?
nastyboyJS: cant tell Emma - god said 2 keep us a secret
sweetiepie14: y?
nastyboyJS: its gods will u keep it secret 4 my safety
sweetiepie14: if god says so then k
nastyboyJS: i look forward 2 us 2morrow
sweetiepie14: cya
sweetiepie14 has signed out
ZinaBaby: back
nastyboyJS: did u pray?
ZinaBaby: yes
nastyboyJS: and?
ZinaBaby: i was told its true
nastyboyJS: came from god
ZinaBaby: this is hard
nastyboyJS: im not about 2 make that angel mad! r u?
ZinaBaby: but I luv henry
nastyboyJS: me 2 - but god wills it
ZinaBaby: henry knows god wills it
nastyboyJS: R u sure?
ZinaBaby: yes
nastyboyJS: k - i'll be there 2morrow a.m.
ZinaBaby: so soon?!
nastyboyJS: u didn't c that angel
ZinaBaby: k
nastyboyJS: i cant wait 2B sealed 2 u
ZinaBaby: god wills it
nastyboyJS: and im a prophet of god - follow me n b saved
ZinaBaby: k ttyl
nastyboyJS: oh - god said dont tell Emma
ZinaBaby: k i promise cya
ZinaBaby has signed out
Joseph logs out and prepares to depart.
2007-07-01 02:08:48
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answered by Anonymous
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Both Christians and Mormons are Liars www.exposingchristianity.com Hail Satan
www.exchristian.net
www.theisticsatanism.com (has a great section about debunking the myth of Christianity but is not as spiritually relevant as joyofsatan.com
www.joyofsatan.com (presents the truth)
www.movieforumz.com (has plenty of good anti christian convincing videos in the documentaries section.
www.firstchurchofsatan.com (has some good stuff but comes from a more atheistic perspective about Satan than I believe)
www.evilbible.com
www.truthbeknown.com
and the list can go on and on seems like Christ when it comes down to it doesn't even stand up under a grain of sand. Hail Satan our true spiritual father.
2007-07-07 21:41:26
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answered by Wesley B 2
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Hello and The Holy Bible has a guideline here and its found in Isaiah 8:20 To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, [it is] because [there is] no light in them. The reason what they say is not believable is because there statements contradict what God has already stated in The Holy Bible and when you read this bible do not do what many do and take text out of context, God bless.
2007-06-30 09:53:28
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answered by wgr88 6
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My last conversation with Mormon missionaries ended abruptly when I suggested that their angel Moroni was too much like the word moron and that I believed Jesus Christ is God.
2007-07-07 18:37:49
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answered by cheir 7
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Yes, it happened to me. I asked God about it once and I didn't get the "yes" answer that the Mormons told me I would.
The Book of Mormon is a testament of another Jesus Christ.
2007-07-02 02:05:55
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answered by Buzz s 6
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Yes I've run into a few Mormon missionaries as well.
I think the word is "brainwashed" not indoctrinated.
Pastor Art
2007-06-30 09:49:56
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answered by Anonymous
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My brother happens to be one of those "indoctrinated KIDS". They give up two years of their life and give it completely to the Lord's service at the prime of their life. How many of you "un-brainwashed" men would drop everything in life when you're 19 and serve a two year mission for Christ's work?
2007-07-07 18:45:13
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answered by Karen 4
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I have been visited by Mormons in my area many times. They have a big church nearby. They are always kind, polite, and friendly.
2007-07-07 14:31:48
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i agree with you...there should be more true christians out there that doesn't twist the bible to what they wan t it to be...we need more of us to be out there witnessing to the people of the world before they fall into these twisted religions. and as far as the multiple wives...God said marriage is to be between one man and one woman ....yes, people in the bible did it but it didn't make it right.
2007-07-07 13:58:52
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