One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him.
"Daddy, the cat died today!"
"Well, darling," said the dad. "That's just something that happens."
"But why are his arms and legs up in the air?"
"Well, darling, that's just something they do." She takes the death fairly well and doesn't mention it until a few days later. When the dad comes home, she runs up to him.
"Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I came downstairs and I heard her screaming 'Oh Jesus, take me, take me!' And she had her arms and legs up in the air and if it hadn't been for the mailman trying to revive her she would have died."
2007-06-30 09:44:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not a very good joke
2007-06-30 09:46:28 · answer #1 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Funny joke. Unexpected ending.
2007-07-08 13:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
17th Century German Proverb:
The arrival of a good clown excercises more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than of twenty pack mules
laden with drugs."
2007-07-07 01:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
*applause* that was awesome! loved it!! made me laugh to where my face is sore...thank you for the joke! :)
a star 4 u
2007-07-06 13:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by Madonna S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
have a star =)
2007-07-08 10:51:27 · answer #5 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-30 17:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny bravo!
2007-06-30 17:07:38 · answer #7 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahaha lol verry funny :) lol did you do it your self if you did tha'ts verry good :P
2007-06-30 16:49:07 · answer #8 · answered by girl_rocker92 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's funny
2007-06-30 16:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great joke! LOL!!!
2007-06-30 17:54:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that joke was so predicable
2007-07-08 13:28:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋