-- D!ck Cheney.
Seriously. This guy:
1) Answers to no person (not even the president) and no body of authority (not even congress).
2) Does whatever he can get away with.
3) Gets away with whatever he does.
4) Has everybody scared sh!tless of him and lovin' it -- any day now they'll be hanging pictures of him in every church, courthouse, school and dog pound in the country.
Hail, Cheney!
-- Oh, I almost forgot to ask a question.
Umm, remind me: How did we get saddled with this jack@ss anyway?
2007-06-30 09:18:59 · 15 answers · asked by ? 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And he's like the trinity. He is both IN the executive branch AND the legislative branch and yet, mysteriously, he's in neither!
2007-06-30 09:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
He has a certain evil aurora about him but I doubt anyone who's as old as him can be much of a threat. He'll probably have a another heart attack the second he takes over the world lol.
2007-06-30 09:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
**** Cheney is the mastermind behind al Qaeda.
He planned 9/11, too.
See, everything makes sense now, doesn't it?
2007-06-30 09:35:37 · answer #3 · answered by pr0ph3t1cl1v1ty 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great post! I'm going out and starting a new religion right now!
2007-06-30 09:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
O...k... but **** Cheney is Human.
He does not have all of life's answers and he has done Little or nothing for you.
2007-06-30 09:23:30 · answer #5 · answered by rockinweazel 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jehovah. as far as the president that takes voterssomething we do not believe in.
2007-06-30 14:38:53 · answer #6 · answered by Icyelene R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because lots of smart people voted for George W.Bush and people who can't read and do not know the difference between religion and politics forgot who they were supposed to vote for and voted for GWB by accident.
2007-06-30 09:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
answer to how saddled:
nominations and appointments never require a democratic vote
solution, IMPEACH him and his subject - bush
2007-06-30 09:22:40 · answer #8 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I voted for him
2007-06-30 09:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must think your funny! Sorry your not! Don't quit your day job flipping burgers.
2007-06-30 09:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by Dark Angel 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋