2007-06-30 08:26:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Asian people are descended from the Gods, particularly their ruling classes.
The religious right are descended from Noah.
It's only you and me that evolved from primates.
The gay people? Knowing the low crime rate (generally) and higher work ethic of most gays (I'm not), I would think they had their own boat. Probably had all the animals that they always refer to as behaving in gay ways with them. Probably ate Noah's first few birds while building Sodom and Gomorah.
I'm joking. Half my friends were gay before we moved recently. My wife and I lived near San Francisco. Funny enough, we met the all three separately! In addition, I'm not religious and greatly respect Christianity.
But humor is humor.
2007-06-30 08:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by mckenziecalhoun 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noah's wife was 1/2 asian through marriage twice removed. And Noah looked EXACTLY like Tiger Woods.
2007-06-30 15:31:16 · answer #2 · answered by papadego 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were only 8 people on the ark.
2007-06-30 15:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Asian people didn't exist yet, having gay people would be counterproductive (there's as little genetic material on that Ark as it is..)
2007-06-30 15:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by JA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know as jews take the account litereraly. I know catholics don't. Fundies probably do. Other than in the context of a literelist interpretation,your question is just silly. But then so is literalism.
2007-06-30 15:35:04 · answer #5 · answered by Galahad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 of each of course
2007-06-30 15:30:24 · answer #6 · answered by Night Nurse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noah's wife was a bisexual.
2007-06-30 15:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
There was no room. Dinosaurs, you know.
2007-06-30 15:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GREAT QUESTION!!! SLOL, how about the Texas Horny toad?
2007-06-30 15:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋