okay, heres the joke:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
marrige is like you and your friends going out to lunch,
you place your orders of your liking.
when the food finally comes you dig in, but when you see what your friend ordered, you seem to like that better than what you ordered...... O_o
2007-06-30 08:14:09 · 11 answers · asked by desigirl64 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
remember, this is not completely true.......have a sense of humor
2007-06-30 08:18:22 · update #1
lol...i got that in an email once. here's some more:
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
lol...hope u enjoyed!
2007-07-01 13:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by .L♥ve.Peace.Happiness™ :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute idea needs to flow better in the telling
2007-06-30 15:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, my friends always seem to want my food, lol
2007-06-30 15:29:52 · answer #3 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2007-06-30 15:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by adam r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lovely joke!!!
2007-06-30 15:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda mean...but funny...but not true
2007-06-30 15:17:31 · answer #6 · answered by [♥that girl♥] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of true.....but not always
2007-06-30 15:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Gardenia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-30 15:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by Freddy G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny .......ha ha !
2007-06-30 15:18:59 · answer #9 · answered by Sash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-06-30 23:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by spacegirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋